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Neighborhood Erotica: NYC’s Financial District

Posted by plumpdumpling on June 15, 2010 – 12:00 pm      
Filed under bigtime celebrity, living in new york is neat

Check out my second NYC neighborhood “erotica” on the NabeWise blog.

For those of you at work, the dirtiest thing in it is the word manbits.

For those of you not at work, please feel free to write your own slash based on the relationship between the Wall Street bull and the 1 train and submit it in the comments.

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4 Comments

  1. Cristy says:
    June 15, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    This was awesome! I loved the “managed his assets” part. Nice.

  2. Jessica says:
    June 15, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    These crack me up. Very talented writing. I think you may have missed your calling as a romance novel writer.

  3. thickcrust says:
    June 15, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Yes, the old South Ferry station was a charmer indeed. The squeal of the hot metal-on-metal action of the train approaching the decrepit curved platform.

    The dangerous allure of the large crevice between the platform and the train. The anticipation of the platform’s seeming arousal that followed shortly after the train would come to rest in the dark, warm tunnel.

    The way the train would ejaculate passengers through the small openings available in the front 5 cars. How the crowd would penetrate the staircase into a slightly smaller but no less passionate crowd thrusting from the opposite direction.

    And then a confused cluster of tourists would wonder if this was the right stop for the Statue of Liberty, and it would ruin the reverie every time.

  4. Bachelor Girl says:
    June 17, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    I am simultaneously proud and remorseful that I didn’t get my picture taken whilst fondling the charging bull’s, uh, misters.