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My Head Hurts

Posted by plumpdumpling on March 23, 2010 – 3:50 pm      
Filed under living in new york sucks so hard, why i'm better than everyone else

If your business is on a high-traffic area of 14th Street, at what point after you realize your sign says saloon instead of salon do you have it remade?

Oh, wait, the sign also says “walk-in’s welcome” and “we specialize in heena tattoos”?

No, no, wait, I’m sorry, it actually says “heena tattooes“?

Nevermind.

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3 Comments

  1. Bachelor Girl says:
    March 23, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    I guess it’s my new job as an editor, but that sign gives me a facial twitch and makes my ears ring.

    • plumpdumpling says:
      March 24, 2010 at 9:52 am

      I hope they’ve given you your own cubicle with high walls so no one has to see how crazy you must look all day dealing with writing like this.

  2. Tracey says:
    March 24, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    You should go in and ask for some whiskey and treat one of their trash cans like a spittoon.