I still really do love your children, though, blogfriends. (Especially this one, which belongs to Cassie.) And if you died and left them to me, I would hire the finest nannies for them while I continued to whore myself around town as usual.
Tag Archives: ettiquett
Ettiquett: Rules for Bathroom Behavior
image from the 90s Candie’s Jenny McCarthy ad campaign
No one wants to talk to you in the bathroom, weirdo!
Ettiquett: The Anti-Skinny-People Bias
*Burger photo by Heart Attack Grill, where someone unsurprisingly suffered from a heart attack just this week while eating a Triple-Bypass Burger