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Moving Pictures to Make You Not Want to Eat Chocolate Ever Again

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Dr. Boyfriend evidently caught on to the fact that I was boooooooooored last weekend and decided to fulfill my need for mind-blowing adventure and enough excitement to satisfy for days by

taking me to his office.

BUT. He bought us some truffles from the Godiva store downstairs, which actually were so mind-blowing and satisfying that they made us make faces like this:

And if that isn’t gross enough for you, they also made us make faces like this:

And that is the best you can hope for on a Saturday afternoon in February when your boyfriend’s in law school and you have no life outside of him.

The Shy Little Coconut Boy

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This is a video of Kamran personifying a coconut while we were at the grocery store one Sunday afternoon. (I hate it when people say simply grocery instead of grocery store.) This coconut act was super-hilarious at the time to me, as evidenced by all of the snorting I’m doing behind the camera to hold in my laughter. Now I mostly just like it because Kamran looks amazingly cute at the end.

Don’t worry. The tights are only for Sonya.

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This is how I feel right now.

Luckily, tomorrow night is my dance-a-thon fake-birthday party with all of my co-workers, and I’m pumped to see someone get down in a way so awful we’ll all still remember it come Monday morning. And I’m expecting that that person to be me.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my friend Sonya and I are off to buy some gold lamé tights for the occasion.

Happy Anniversary to Me

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Dearest Kameroon,

I’ll save everyone the monotony of hearing yet again that you’re the smartest, prettiest, funniest, most creative, biggest-vocabulary-having boy I know and instead just let this 90s alternative superband say it all.

I love you infinity times infinity plus one.

Yours,
Katie

My Boyfriend is More Than Well Above Average

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Today, Gmail chat, 3:15 p.m.:

In case you need a reminder:

Now, I should mention that Kamran has been working out every single morning for months and that this picture was taken well before he got ripped, but you get the idea.