This week in things that are classy:
• This morning on the bus, I saw a businessman in khakis, loafers, a button-down shirt, a tie, and a hoodie with little 69s all over it.
• This morning outside of my office, I saw a person sleeping on the sidewalk under a giant, fluffy, white down comforter. The smallest corner of a cardboard box peeked out from under the end, but otherwise, the thing flowed over the mound of person to make what looked like a bloated white belly. A suitcase stood nearby, clothes spilling out of it. I could only assume that a woman had kicked her boyfriend out of the house but sent him with the nice luggage and the biggest blanket to keep him comfortable until she decides to forgive him.
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#1: Awesome.
#2: Priceless.
Please tell me you took photos discreetly??
Maybe the business dude was born in 1969. Or 1979. Or his perv raincoat was at the cleaners.
A down comforter deserves a park bench, not a mere sidewalk!
Ugh. Heathen.
Are you making fun of my tie?!
#1: he should have been wearing a Kangol hat, too. That would have been a winner.
#2: I’ve literally seen someone throwing clothes out a window before. It was awkwardly awesome.
I ain’t one to defend anyone, but the sign for Cancer looks like a 69. Could that be it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_(astrology) I mean, not that I think it’s OK to go around wearing your sign on a hoodie, but it IS better? Maybe?