I still really do love your children, though, blogfriends. (Especially this one, which belongs to Cassie.) And if you died and left them to me, I would hire the finest nannies for them while I continued to whore myself around town as usual.
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The whapping is so much fun! But don’t let Cassie see you do it… she’ll chase you down. (And we now know that she can run a loooooong way.)
Can I say that I’m relieved that you’d spring for a nanny, as opposed to just installing locks on the outside of their rooms?
“And if you died and left them to me, I would hire the finest nannies for them while I continued to whore myself around town as usual.”
What more could we possibly want?
By the way, if Rat and I ever take up the whole sidewalk like a couple of entitled douchebags, please feel free to whap us both.
Wait, did I tell you the story of the time a woman with a stroller (which I obviously failed to notice right away) at the top of some subway steps stopped me to ask me if I was going to help her with “the blessing”? I mean, fortunately at my blank stare she cleared things right up by amending the term to “treasure”.
She is so stinkin’ cute. Oh man.
I want to see this in action. And she is so adorable.
Just please tell me you wouldn’t whap that baby in the face? Surely her cuteness, or at least Cassie’s physical fitness, would dissuade you?
Ugh, I HATE when people don’t move their strollers or children out of the way of others and hog the entire sidewalk/road/bus/etc. I get it, your kid is cute and you have your hands full, but move it!
People are SO sensitive these days.
I mean, I’ve been whapped plenty of times and I turned out just fine.
Er… wait a minute…
:)