I wish I hadn’t bought a lottery ticket so I could properly mock all of these yahoos crowding my bodega with their pathetic dreams of job-quitting and Tahiti vacations and “helping people in need”.
The difference between them and me, though, is that my ticket is actually the winner.
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8 Comments
Inorite!
Hey, if I’ve gotta share my winnings with anybody, I’m… not glad it’s you, but somewhat relieved. I guess.
Every fine-dining restaurant in New York City has its fingers crossed for you!
(As do I.)
None of our 12 tickets won. I guess I should be disappointed, but as I couldn’t quite wrap my head around that much money, am considering myself lucky!
I forgot to buy a ticket. Oops!
Well, you’d have to promise to remember the little people. Even though you totally bought me lunch that one day.
I love that you put helping people in need in quotes. Nobody does that. Ever.
*sobs*
I SO believed you, U.M.!
And I had my heart set on borrowing a mil.
Or two!
:)
I’m a person in need. Do the right thing, ease your conscience by passing some of it off to pay my vet bills if you win.