Amar’e Stoudemire’s Battle of the Bulge

Filed under a taste for tv

My friend Nik* caught this little gaff live last night during the Knicks/Bucks game:

What commentator Al Trautwig meant to say:

It’s much more complicated for Amar’e Stoudemire. He did not finish Saturday’s game against Detroit. An MRI reveals a bulging disc in his lower back, and it will be treated non-surgically.

What commentator Al Trautwig actually said:

It’s much more complicated for Amar’e Stoudemire. He did not finish Saturday’s game against Detroit. An MRI reveals a bulging dick in his lower back, and it will be treated non-surgically.

The comments on the video are unstoppable:

“Hate it when my dick bulges after a long day of hooping.”

“Dunno about you guys but I’d hate to wake up with a bulging dick in my lower back.”

Thank you, sweet Internet, for the bountiful gifts you so selflessly provide.

*Nik can also be thanked for the brilliant title of this post.

10 Comments

  1. The Guy was standing behind me when I read this, and I thought you’d like to know that you pretty much guaranteed he’s going to have a great day. Any day that begins with a sports announcer saying “dick” on the air is a good one.

    • katie ett says:

      Nice! It also guaranteed me a good day, truth be known, and look at me branching out: a post about sports and boy parts!

  2. Lisa says:

    The Internet always brings the giggles.

  3. Cassie says:

    Nothing like a bulging dick to ruin your day.

    Or make it better.

  4. bluzdude says:

    I bet that would give him a heck of a time finding shirts that fit. And he’d have to sit on nothing but stools or backless benches.

    But think of how much fun it would be to have a girl slow dance with him…

  5. Hahaha…
    wait… so… what you are saying is that the Knicks are fifteen and half games behind the Bulls?
    :)