My friend Nik* caught this little gaff live last night during the Knicks/Bucks game:
What commentator Al Trautwig meant to say:
It’s much more complicated for Amar’e Stoudemire. He did not finish Saturday’s game against Detroit. An MRI reveals a bulging disc in his lower back, and it will be treated non-surgically.
What commentator Al Trautwig actually said:
It’s much more complicated for Amar’e Stoudemire. He did not finish Saturday’s game against Detroit. An MRI reveals a bulging dick in his lower back, and it will be treated non-surgically.
The comments on the video are unstoppable:
“Hate it when my dick bulges after a long day of hooping.”
“Dunno about you guys but I’d hate to wake up with a bulging dick in my lower back.”
Thank you, sweet Internet, for the bountiful gifts you so selflessly provide.
*Nik can also be thanked for the brilliant title of this post.
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The Guy was standing behind me when I read this, and I thought you’d like to know that you pretty much guaranteed he’s going to have a great day. Any day that begins with a sports announcer saying “dick” on the air is a good one.
Nice! It also guaranteed me a good day, truth be known, and look at me branching out: a post about sports and boy parts!
I’d like to think that your “branching out” is partly due to my influence. You’re welcome.
The Internet always brings the giggles.
Also this.
Nothing like a bulging dick to ruin your day.
Or make it better.
This is basically every conversation you and I have on IM every day.
TWSS
I bet that would give him a heck of a time finding shirts that fit. And he’d have to sit on nothing but stools or backless benches.
But think of how much fun it would be to have a girl slow dance with him…
Hahaha…
wait… so… what you are saying is that the Knicks are fifteen and half games behind the Bulls?
:)