You Know What This City Needs? Some Condos.

Filed under living in new york is neat, living in new york sucks so hard

This is no New Yorky I almost can’t stand it: “A Final Look Inside The Legendary Mars Bar“.

It’s so absolutely awful that it couldn’t exist anywhere else.

And so absolutely cool that it couldn’t, too.

13 Comments

  1. Mike Lowrey says:

    The walls are cool and the floors are utterly disgusting.

    This would be my dream crackhouse.
    I’d have like the Guggenheim of crackhouses. I would soooo make an episode of Intervention with a crib like this.

    • Mike Lowrey! I thought you’d died. Your RSS feed hadn’t updated in so long that I actually went to your site the other day to make sure you hadn’t been shut down by The Law.

  2. Cassie says:

    Looks like my first place.

  3. Dishy says:

    Give John and I a day and 5-gallons of paint and we’d have that place gleaming!

  4. It’s no worse than any given house on Hoarders!

    • I used to watch a lot of “Intervention” until it got too depressing for me. Now I’m into “Hoarders”. I think it’s because I can see myself having a drug problem, but I can’t imagine a situation where I’d stockpile dirty dishes and pee in a jar because my bathroom’s full of junk.

  5. One of those places I’ve never been but I can tell I would love it!
    :)