The Private Lives of City Dwellers

Filed under creepy boyfriend obsession, too much information

Kamran is officially finished with law school and the bar exam! Now he has great plans for his free time:

I’m not sure you want to know the story behind that.

But obviously I’m going to tell the first person who asks in the comments.

8 Comments

  1. tasha says:

    It seems pretty self-explanatory to me . . .

  2. Cristy says:

    Okay, spill it.

  3. “Did any of them explain what to do if you don’t have an oven?”

    DUH.

    Firepit in the middle of the living room, obvs.

    MAKE IT WORK!

    Oh, wait. Wrong show.

  4. Jessica R. says:

    I think that about sums up the only thing a salad spinner is good for. I’ve never once used mine.

    • Chris says:

      I use it to entertain my cousin who is a 4 year old boy. He likes to spin it, but he also likes to use the bowl as an astronaut’s helmet.

      All I’m saying is: best. toy. ever.

    • ells says:

      Really? I use my salad spinner regularly. Tiny dirty green things (delicate lettuces? garden fresh herbs?) need dryin.

      I broke the handle off mine. I’ll take yours, if’n you don’t want it. I could send you an extra hand mixer I have laying around? Perfectly good.

  5. Dishy says:

    I finally tossed our salad spinner. Mostly b/c I had found it by the side of the road tagged with a “FREE” sign. But I never gathered up enough courage to use a salad spinner I’d found by the side of the road – b/c you know, someone might have used it to catch air conditioner run off and I’d never have known. So anyway, I gave it to goodwill. Hope the next owner doesn’t mind. (ignorance is bliss)

    PS: tell kamran to get a george foreman grill and a hot plate and he’ll be kicking for real.

  6. Lisa says:

    I was thinking the other day I needed a salad spinner. Then I remembered it’s just easier to buy greens prewashed in the bag. Laziness FTW!

    Now I want pop rocks and Dr Pepper.