I kind of assume no one’s watching “Saturday Night Live” anymore except when Jesse Eisenberg‘s hosting, so you probably missed this quietly hilarious digital short from Andy Samburg and the Lonely Island boys that’s been stuck in my head all week:
I know that a lot of you get really tickled by turns of phrase like I do, and this one just doesn’t stop being funny to me:
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I’ll never go back
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
Plus, the whole singing-on-the-roof of 30 Rock (where Kamran works!) with the Empire State Building in the background thing really appeals to me in how singularly New Yorky it is. Even usually-dumb Akon adds to it with his leather pants! I want to do that, too! To PJ Harvey’s “You Said Something“, obviously. I would of course have some scenes in the light room up there, though (if it even still exists):
Look how young we are!
And how much better-looking Kamran is now!
All I need is the leather pants.
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I just saw that video randomly on Hulu. I has no idea how old (or recent as the case may be) it was. All I know is that I was damn glad I saw it.
It’s just a few weeks old, though I forget which episode it was. I swear, I just can’t NOT like any of those Lonely Island shorts. “Jizz in My Pants” and “Dick in a Box” are probably the absolute best ones, but even the totally ridiculous Reba one had a little something.
See, I’m partial to “Motherlover.”
Of course! When Patricia Clarkson pulls down the picture of Justin and Andy turns it back up again . . .
So good.
hey, you can always borrow my leather pants.
You WOULD be the one person I know who owns leather pants. I’m actually going to assume they’re chaps, though. Assless.
HAHHAHAHHH!! Too bad I was trying to drink my apple crisp down when they panned the KKK hood “I think she might be a racist” – Nearly choked! Not quite worth dying for, but HEY! Pretty honkin funny. “I just had sex and it felt sooo good.” HAHAHAHHH
I loved that part, too, but knew it wouldn’t have the same effect typed out without the video of the hood. Now I’m trying to decide if owning a KKK hood is a dealbreaker or not for me. It’s cool if he’s just a fan but not a practicing member, right?
Right?
Can I be a ho in your music video?
Please?
I don’t know for sure that I’ve seen your booty, but if you need a little added trunk-junk, you know I’m a fan of the Booty Pop. You’re in.
Have you suddenly acquired the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy? And please don’t mistake that for a compliment. It wasn’t.
Usually, my taste is so questionable even to me that I understand when people disagree, but I can’t imagine anyone not finding the pop-culture-y-ness of this at least amusing. Although if I was to find out that the Lonely Island guys are serious about Akon or T-Pain, I’d be crushed.
Ooh, ooh, I wanna’ be a fly girl, too! And, I can assure you that I have quite a big booty, if that’s how you’re judging your backup dancers… :)