Herpes? I’m thinking more like an intense breakout of warts. Cause herpes are, like, oozy, right? No? Am I thinking of the correct STD? I can’t remember, it’s been so long since high school health ed (and college, for that matter).
That, of course, is a drinking gourd displayed ceremoniously to symbolize the journey of the slave as he traveled to freedom following the Big Dipper from the southern states to Ohio.
The biggest ones have been grown by a local doctor for the past few years. So either he has a looooot of time on his hands to water his pumpkins when he should be curing cancer, or he’s injecting those things with steroids.
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Herpes? I’m thinking more like an intense breakout of warts. Cause herpes are, like, oozy, right? No? Am I thinking of the correct STD? I can’t remember, it’s been so long since high school health ed (and college, for that matter).
If I can’t rely on YOU to know the signs of various “social diseases”, who can I?
I’ll bet those pumpkin pustules would ooze so hard if you popped them.
I know! I used to do peer to peer education when I was in high school! We taught Jr. High kids how to put condoms on bananas. It was pretty fun.
I’m sorry, that skeeves me out a little bit…
OK, a lot.
What’s that in the middle? A gourd boner?
That, of course, is a drinking gourd displayed ceremoniously to symbolize the journey of the slave as he traveled to freedom following the Big Dipper from the southern states to Ohio.
And not a boner.
You insensitive jerk.
It’s just because conservative Circleville doesn’t teach comprehensive sex ed.
THESE PICTURES GIVE ME SHIVERS DOWN MY BACK
SHIVERS DOWN MY BACK
WHAT THE HELL PUMPKIN
That is one scary lookin’ pumpkin. Where do they grow these things???
The biggest ones have been grown by a local doctor for the past few years. So either he has a looooot of time on his hands to water his pumpkins when he should be curing cancer, or he’s injecting those things with steroids.
Clearly, them pumpkins ain’t livin’ right.