Monthly Archives: September 2009

There’s No One for Me in Arkansas

Posted by plumpdumpling on September 1, 2009 – 6:13 pm

Filed under no i really do love ohio
Tagged as no i really do love ohio

As I’ve told you before, I’m a member of the OkCupid dating site so I can threaten Kamran with how many boys are e-mailing me despite my “in a relationship” status every time some hot law school co-ed starts talking mergers and acquisitions with him.

Today, they sent me this:

The entire area that I grew up in and love? WORST.

Where are all of the tractor-drivin’, homosexual-lovin’ Midwesterners?

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