I’m leaving for Ohio tonight for an entire week of chain restaurant dining without guilt, Harmony Korine marathons (we’ve only ever seen Kids and Gummo OMG), and . . . okay, probably nothing else. But Ohio is still totally fun, I swear!
I mean, only in Ohio do high school notes between best friends such as this one happen:
Katie: Is he hot or what?
Tracey: His value went up even more when he said “llama”.
And only in Ohio do penny horses operate themselves at Meijer while Tracey and Katie creepily film them:
See you in a week! (And don’t write anything important in your blogs between now and then, thanks.)
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I swear, Ohio and Louisiana are separated by 1,000 miles and the word “pop,” nothing more.
And also apparently steak fingers with gravy.
Sorry, this week is Important Things week over at my blog, and it’s all so Important, you will just never catch up. First off: The results of the Ped Egg. IMPORTANT THINGS.
Why do you tease?
Harmony Korine sucks monkey ass!
That is all.
The marathon never happened, you’ll be happy to know. Kids was on our minds, though, because we thought the kid from Welcome to the Dollhouse was the Kids kid.
Good, ’cause Harmony Korine still sucks monkey ass.
“Welcome to the Dollhouse” is pretty damn good though. I love Heather Matarazzo. How weird is it that she did that movie, then went on to do the “Princess Diary” movies and “Hostel II”? Oh, and she was in “Scream 3” too. Damn you, imdb! Why must you make me remember all the crappy movies she did? At least this picture makes me happy: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3994065664/nm0000525
I go to school with a girl whose twin sister dated Heather Matarazzo. Boo-ya!
And I think that picture only makes you happy because it covers up her super deformed mouth.
Why you gotta be talking shit about my Heather Matarazzo like that? Maybe she thinks your mouth sucks too.
But the real question is: Do you remember who we were talking about in that little note?