Kamran: I got salad, but I got too much.
1.5 lbs worth.
Defeats the healthy point a little.
me: Dang!
Kamran: I know, right?
me: Well, you’re a growing boy.
Kamran: Yea. I’m growing a strong gravitational field with all the mass I’m accumulating.
me: You keep pulling me into you.
Kamran: I got you in my orbit.
me: Along with a bunch of dust and metal.
Kamran: You’re my favorite orbital debris.
Nerds in Love
Filed under creepy boyfriend obsession, narcissism
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Best post ever! Best post ever!
This is why we’re best friends!
Actually, I blame this all on you. I think Kamran and I hid in shame, fearful to display our nerdiness until you got engaged using a DS and then forced me to buy one for myself at gunpoint. It was all downhill from there.
Ack, cute!
It was cute. And then we accidentally bit each other’s tongues off.
I want to put little foods on the shiny tongues.
Kamran said this was too erotic for a family-oriented blog such as this. I’m glad you found it entirely asexual.
Redo!