Happy birthday to my beautiful, successful, selfless, best-listener-ever of a best friend, Tracey, who has wrapped her naughty bits up in present form for your gift-giving convenience:
Although it wouldn’t make much sense for you to give her herself for her birthday.
But you get the idea.
I loooooooooove you, Trax, and I regret every minute we’re apart. Except when I know you’re making the squeaky eye noise in the morning.
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Do you have to give them as a set or can you give them individually? Cuz, ya know… my birthday IS coming up soon and I figure one is bigger than the other.
And you know I make the squeaky eye noise EVERY morning. And I think of you when I do it.
Love you, too!
Squeaky eye noise is soooooooooooooo hot.
It’s way sexier than both obsessive knuckle cracking and weird butt sounds!!