Kamran had the top GPA in his law school class for the third straight year, so we went last night to a reception celebrating his genius.
There were other students there to receive certificates just for being on the Dean’s List, and I felt such disgust for how pathetic and lowly they were that I wanted to comfort myself with a cured meats cookie sandwich, but my best friend and I are blogging about our love of low-carb eating these days, and I didn’t want to disappoint all of the people whose lives we’re changing.
So instead I amused myself by making Kamran reenact these amazing photos from another awards ceremony last year:
You think, “Slightly less creepy,” right? But then you see it up close:
It’s no wonder I have nightmares about showering in front of Simon Cowell.