Due to Their Laxative Effects, Please Keep Your Nigroid Consumption to Ten Pellets Per Day
From the Products That Shouldn’t Exist and the Too Good to Be True files, my boyfriend Kamran brings us

NIGROIDS,
the sweet licorice-flavored expectorant throat lozenge from the folks who brought you

The Cadbury Egg, which usually comes in candy form and not truck form.
There’s absolutely no mention of the name being racially-tied at all, but COME ON. And it’s totally not an antiquated product like you’d think; there are several websites offering them for purchase. Don’t you just love the idea of pulling your tin of breath mints from your pocket in public and asking your friends, “Anyone care for a Nigroid?”
Kamran says that their slogan should be “Nigroid Please”, but even with a catchy jingle, it’d be a hard sell once people find out about the major side effect,

Nigroid teeth.
