Pass Me the Black Eyeliner

Filed under narcissism, stuff i like

When I wore my insanely rad FableAndFury two-headed deer necklace the other day, multiple people commented that they’re pretty sure it’s just two deer standing beside each other:

It’s not two deer, people! It’s not cutesy! It’s dark! DON’T YOU KNOW HOW INCREDIBLY EMO I AM?!

Maybe I need to upgrade to the REDRUM necklace so people will take me seriously.


  1. serial says:

    You’re pretty adorable, regardless.

  2. Noel says:

    Ew I hate deer so much. And I think the necklace looks sort of sexual. Am I a perv?

    • katie ett says:

      What?! They’re, like, on par with bunnies. I understand why you might not like them if you think their heads look like penises or something, though.

  3. Jessica R. says:

    You need more eyeliner and that gray shirt is not nearly dreary enough. Also, the deer are to cute. You definitely need something more intense… like a raven.

  4. James says:

    It’s obviously not 2 deer because there is only 1 set of legs.

    But I imagine it’s more like a time-lapse of two poses rather than 2 distinct heads.

  5. Sandy says:

    So, is that lip gloss, or are your lips naturally that light pink? If they are, I hate you, because mine are naturally red, and that really lets me out of about half the lip gloss/stick choices out there.

  6. Heeeere’s Katie!
    *That totally sounded like Jack Nicholson, right? Maybe just a little?*

  7. Dishy says:

    Are those photoshopped tears or fake tattoos? B/c my kids were applying something similar to their faces this past weekend and I think they might be emo now. You know, with the pale skin and the face tattoos. And the ironic t shirts w/ their cute, almost too cute, graphics. Like the one with the yeti. Or is it big foot?

    Anyway.. what was I saying? Never mind, I have to go now. Georgia is hiding and I have to find her.

  8. Cassie says:

    You call that emo? If you were listening to some Dashboard Confessional, then maybe I’d believe it.

  9. aaron says:

    you know, i would literally give my soul to have skin like yours.

  10. Ash says:

    I love the purple tears! Just sayin.

  11. Tracey says:

    People never seem to get the Aladdin Sane Bowie head necklace you gave me from there, either. We’re just way cooler than everyone else.

  12. stela says:

    It’s definitely a two headed deer! And I love it!

  13. 1. I need that lipgloss.

    2. I bookmarked the REDRUM necklace on The Guy’s iPad with the notation “For Kelly for Christmas.”

  14. Lo says:

    I don’t know. I’m kinda digging on the Vincent Price necklace, myself: