I’m notoriously bad about doing really exciting things and never posting about them, but luckily, I have my cousin to write me e-mails that say things like, “When you’re expecting to STAR in a WORLD-FAMOUS BLOG on the INTERNET, it’s tough to be patient.” This is for her:
Tracey shows off a sparkler amidst a backdrop of our matching Mmmerica! shirts with a flag made out of bacon and waffles.
Crazy Aunt Dort™ dishes up a slice of her famous chocolate cake and homemade ice cream in her deliciously 1970s kitchen.
Off-center fireworks shot posing as art
My cousin, Bethany, gets her punishment for coming in last at our game of croquet.
My cousin Alex displays his “muscles” while playing Cornhole with his dad.
A view of my childhood home from my grandparents’ backyard
Despite their stinkiness, dogs totally redeem themselves by looking forward to seeing you way too much.
Despite her stinkiness, Bethany totally redeems herself by talking her mom into committing heinous acts like this.
Like I said . . . Really. Exciting. Things.