Hamptons Photodump!

Filed under all of my friends are prettier than i am, living in new york is neat, par-tay

No, we actually did go to the Hamptons. And here are the pictures to prove it:

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Most of these were taken by my friend Anthony, who I want to be when I grow up. He took more than 1000 photos during the trip, if that’s any indication of what a good time we had. The pictures of us playing drunken Cranium (which I don’t even like) for five hours every night have been omitted. As have the pictures of me crying for another five hours after I fell down Rollerblading.


  1. thickcrust says:

    “He took more than 1000 photos during the trip.”

    And only 1 with girls in bathing suits… and from some weird side angle? Don’t quit your day job, Anthony.

    • If you tell me which girl you’re interested in, I’ll load all of the bikini photos onto the FTP for your enjoyment.

      I’ll also send you the Jack pictures, ’cause damn.

      • thickcrust says:

        The answer would be “any girl wearing a bikini”. And, while Jack’s bathing suit may be a bikini, he is technically not a girl, so don’t include pictures of him.

        • Jack says:

          I’ll take that as a compliment

          • Mike Lowrey says:

            I second Thickcrust’s statement.

            Jack, please burn that bikini you were wearing that weekend and delete any picture taken of you in it.
            There I just saved the world from 2012. You’re Welcome.

  2. caropal says:

    Is there a single picture of you?

    • Many hundreds. However, I am the whitest person alive, and photos of me in the sun are scary.

      • caropal says:

        But you are pretty with awesome hair! You don’t have to be in the sun.

        • I’d really like to show you the one where I thought I was wearing my bathing suit and showed everyone my underwear, but I’m not a hussy.

          Although later when I knew I wasn’t wearing my bathing suit and still showed everyone my underwear again–there’s no excuse.

          • caropal says:

            My bathing suit last year was a bikini top and opaque black underwear. No joke.
            I still don’t have a real bathing suit. It’s pretty sad.

            • No, it’s hilarious, because when I bought my bathing suit this year, I didn’t think the bottom half looked right on me, and I actually considered wearing a pair of my favourite black underwear to the Hamptons instead.

              But I did not, so I am superior to you.

  3. Your beach house looks like a giant dollhouse. LOVE IT.

    But the thought of you crying makes my head hurt. Not because you shouldn’t ever cry (you totally should), but because, despite my extremely vivid imagination, I CANNOT PICTURE IT.

    • Oh, you should’ve been there that night. At first, people were asking me how I was, and that would make me cry. But soon it devolved to the point that someone just had to LOOK at me, and I’d cry. In the end, I started crying over Cranium, and then I knew it was time to go to bed.

      Basically, I’m a cryin’ fool.

  4. Cristy says:

    Oh, that looks heavenly! Relaxing, fun, just nice. I’m so glad you were able to do this.

    Sorry about the rollerblading! :( I’m terrible at that – if the angle of the surface is more than a degree and a half, I’m in trouble. I don’t know how to stop worth beans (which is why I gave my pair away).

    Glad you had a good time. Gorgeous place and beach!