As you’re reading this, I’m on my way to spend the next four days with eleven of my closest friends in THE HAMPTONS!
The apparent view from our back deck
Our house has a pool! And I’m bringing my new Rollerblades so my friend Christine can attempt to teach me to skate on the boardwalk and fail miserably! And we’re going to have “Top Chef”-style cooking competitions! And my friend Chantee says she wants to be on my team because she “trusts my palate more than most Food Network stars’”! And hopefully we’ll escape the weekend without anyone getting alcohol poisoning or accidentally sleeping together!
It’ll be my first time there, and just the idea of it makes me feel all snobby and pretentious. I love that.