Ohio Weekend Photodump!

Filed under all of my friends are prettier than i am, everyone's married but katie, no i really do love ohio, super furry animals


My second-cousin Keith got an elbow to the stomach from his new bride, Rachael. Their wedding photographer only seemed to be taking super-serious photos, so I felt self-righteous about this one.


But then Keith made the photographer let the groomsmen pose for this picture, and all was right with the world again.


My cousin, Bethany, and my sister, Joanie, were in attendance and looking as stunning/ridiculous as ever.


I attempted to teach my 85-year-old great-uncle to use the laptop I bought him while my best friend, Tracey explained the Internet to my great-aunt:

Tracey: You can use Google to search for anything!
Crazy Aunt Dorothy: Oh, we don’t want that.
Tracey: It’s just a website you go to if you want to look something up.
Crazy Aunt Dorothy: We don’t really need the Internet. Just take us to that Circleville Pumpkin Show website.
Tracey: Uhh . . .


Tracey took me to a movie at the indie theatre in Columbus, the Drexel, and the ceiling fan vent looked like giant-sized art to us. But maybe that’s because it was midnight and we were running on five hours of sleep.


Tracey’s cat is a wild animal. I go home to visit pets as much as people these days because I like her cats so much. Except when I wake up on her couch in the middle of the night to see one of them flying over my head with his claws outstretched as he jumps from armrest to armrest.

I also went to an 80s dance party, ate the Splenda cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory for the first time, visited my friend Katie and was forced to hold her six-day-old baby (Evelyn) but did not drop her, went to visit my cousin Ethan and his six-day-old baby (Kaydence) and used my newfound not-dropping-baby skills to also hold her, celebrated my sister’s birthday with our parents and her husband, and explained to my parents that the smoke monster in “Lost” makes the same sound that a taxicab’s meter does.

I really, really love going home.

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6 Comments

  1. Noel says:

    I’ve been waiting for this photodump. Thanks for sharing. And Splenda cheesecake sounds disgusting, but I think Splenda is the antichrist, so maybe it’s just me.

  2. bluzdude says:

    Wow, I totally remember The Drexel! I don’t think I ever saw a movie there, but it was near the only drugstore that sold “Zotz” at the time.

  3. Jessica R. says:

    The photo of that cat nearly made me choke. It’s eyes are solid black and what the heck is it doing with it’s legs?

  4. Bob Dole says:

    I hope “Crazy Aunt Dorothy” doesn’t google her name and find it here.

  5. Tessa says:

    Hehehehe Kaydence.

  6. The Ett family is kind of unfairly attractive, including the 85-year-old great-uncle.

    I would like to lodge a complaint.