Auf Wiedersehen, Jessica! Hallo, Drunk Katie!

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My favouritest German intern of all time, Jessica, recently came back into town after being back home in Düsseldorf for nine months. In honor of her visit–and because she bugs me about it at least once a week–here are the greatest photos from the night we said goodbye:


I like how Beth apparently had no idea that this was supposed to be a funny picture
and not a try-out for “America’s Next Top Model”.


These are funny because I’m, like, the not-drunk-est person everyone knows.


Please notice Anthony’s face in the background.


I don’t remember why this was being done, but I do know it was offensive.


We all rode the bull. It cost $15. Someone paid for me, because that’s how I roll.
I broke my thumbnail on it.


Sonya puts this much feeling into literally everything she sings. This was probably “Barbie Girl”, Jessica’s absolute favourite song to do at karaoke. She likes to sing the boy part even though she’s the girliest girl you’ll ever meet.


Classy.

Move back soon, mama.

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7 Comments

  1. I’d just like to mention that although this post got absolutely no comments in its first 16 hours, more people clicked on my bit.ly link to it on Facebook and Twitter than any of my other blog posts in the history of my having bit.ly.

    Suck it, people. I’m watching you.

  2. Kim says:

    I probably clicked here from Facebook some time, because I love Facebook this year.

    I don’t really have a comment though. You look happy to be drunk, be so more often.

    Are you coming to my belated birthday/housewarming masked ball? I’ll get you all boozy.

    • Oh, yes! This will finally give us a chance to wear our periwinkle bridesmaid’s gowns! And then I can throw up on yours. And you can go into your closet-the-size-of-a-studio-apartment to look for something else to wear, find nothing, and emerge naked with a plate of sushi or whatever a la that bluefly.com commercial. And I will blog about it.

  3. Cassie says:

    That’s hot. I mean, HOT.

    • I assume you mean the multiethnic orgy in the last photo there.

      Oh, crap, I just realized how awesome it is that my blog’s now going to have “multiethnic orgy” written in it. I’m gonna get sooooooo many Google search hits from that.

      Thanks!

  4. Dishy says:

    Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

    They play that one at the roller rink and we all LOVE IT.

    How come there’s no bull riding place round here? That looks like something i’d like to try.

    NYC may be nuts, but it looks like a hell of a lotta fun.

  5. Drunk? I think you mean DEAD FUCKING SEXY.