How You Gonna Hate on Dickchicken?

Filed under living in new york is neat

He may be no Banksy, but I sure love my Dickchicken:



Pussy Ham, not so much.

Can you believe there’s actually an anti-Dickchicken Facebook group? Who could possibly be annoyed by this?!


  1. Kim says:

    See, the hipsters went on about how Dickchicken is a litmus test, I rolled my eyes so hard I got brain damage, and I’ve never forgiven them.

    I still love you though.

    • Wait, does that mean I passed the test? Or came up blue? Or red? Or whichever is the more desirable of those two colors?


  2. Tory says:

    WTF. I thought EVERYONE hated DICKCHICKEN.

    The only graffiti I hate more than dickchicken is VAGANAL.

    Let me know if you have seen vaganal and I will tell you all about him.

  3. Dickchicken RULES, but I bet Pussy Ham is vile.

    Are these seriously, like, all over New York? Yet another reason to heart that city.

    • I guess they’re in the East Village and Lower East Side, too, but I only ever see them in Williamsburg. I have photos of myself with the Hymen Banana, but you should be the one to get photographed with Dickchicken.

    • Kim says:

      Dickchicken is totally exclusive to certain ‘hoods. Also depends on if your definition of the city includes Brooklyn.

      The LES is trying to defect.

      • You can’t be serious. Maybe you can exclude Queens, the Bronx, and Staten Island. For SURE Staten Island, actually. Oh, and all of the places in Brooklyn where you can get a one bedroom for less than $1500 a month. But not Williamsburg.

  4. Tracey says:

    No children are safe from corruption in NYC.

  5. I don’t live in New York, but from the safe removal of my home state, and I say unequivocally I LOVE DICKCHICKEN. And, I hate hipsters.

  6. Dishy says:

    I know this doesn’t add anything to the conversation but


    Sorry, just too funny.