My Head Hurts

Filed under living in new york sucks so hard, why i'm better than everyone else

If your business is on a high-traffic area of 14th Street, at what point after you realize your sign says saloon instead of salon do you have it remade?

Oh, wait, the sign also sayswalk-in’s welcome” and “we specialize in heena tattoos”?

No, no, wait, I’m sorry, it actually says “heena tattooes“?



  1. I guess it’s my new job as an editor, but that sign gives me a facial twitch and makes my ears ring.

  2. Tracey says:

    You should go in and ask for some whiskey and treat one of their trash cans like a spittoon.