Comments on: In Which Kamran Fakes His Death on a Bus

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:33:54 +0000

Had we gotten in a real crash, I’ll bet whoever found my camera would’ve been really weirded out.

“So . . . they hit something . . . and she pulled out her camera to take a photo of her smashed-face boyfriend?”

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:27:34 +0000

I also enjoy the girl laughing in front of Kamran in the faux crash photo. Although I can see myself having a hearty chuckle in the midst of a head-on collision.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:20:10 +0000

It’s especially funny that the CEO gave us this whole impassioned spiel about how the seatbelts are award-winning and designed to be comfortable for children. Which I guess explains why Kamran could only keep his on for 5 minutes.

Although when it was snowing on the way home and we slipped off the road once, you know we both immediately buckled up like a couple of pansies.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:32:53 +0000

i like the really studious girls in the seats across from yours with their laptops. i bet they’re updating twitter about the pair of seatbelt-wearing psychos pulling o-faces against the headrests in front of them.

By: Smail

Smail — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:58:14 +0000

Seatbelts on a bus! What is this sorcery?

By: Bachelor Girl

Bachelor Girl — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:22:59 +0000

Also, gambling is a sin.

SINNER!!1!

By: Bachelor Girl

Bachelor Girl — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:21:48 +0000

Here’s hoping Crash Face was your lucky charm, and the reason you haven’t published a full report yet is that the two of you are too busy spending your millions of dollars.