In Which Kamran Fakes His Death on a Bus

Filed under creepy boyfriend obsession, funner times on the bus

Kamran’s simulated crash face does not in any way reflect how our trip to Atlantic City on Greyhound’s Lucky Streak Bus went:

However, this is a fairly accurate portrayal of his feelings toward wearing a seatbelt on public transportation:

A full report is forthcoming.


  1. Here’s hoping Crash Face was your lucky charm, and the reason you haven’t published a full report yet is that the two of you are too busy spending your millions of dollars.

    • Had we gotten in a real crash, I’ll bet whoever found my camera would’ve been really weirded out.

      “So . . . they hit something . . . and she pulled out her camera to take a photo of her smashed-face boyfriend?”

  2. Also, gambling is a sin.


  3. Smail says:

    Seatbelts on a bus! What is this sorcery?

    • It’s especially funny that the CEO gave us this whole impassioned spiel about how the seatbelts are award-winning and designed to be comfortable for children. Which I guess explains why Kamran could only keep his on for 5 minutes.

      Although when it was snowing on the way home and we slipped off the road once, you know we both immediately buckled up like a couple of pansies.

  4. spaghedeity says:

    i like the really studious girls in the seats across from yours with their laptops. i bet they’re updating twitter about the pair of seatbelt-wearing psychos pulling o-faces against the headrests in front of them.

    • I also enjoy the girl laughing in front of Kamran in the faux crash photo. Although I can see myself having a hearty chuckle in the midst of a head-on collision.