Comments on: Materialistic and Proud of It

By: Bachelor Girl

Bachelor Girl — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:33:15 +0000

HOLY.

SHIT.

You cannot possibly comprehend how much I covet and worship The Birds Barbie. I had no idea such a wondrous thing existed.

Tracey WINS gift-giving.

By: Kirsten

Kirsten — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 07:06:41 +0000

omg the birds barbie is awesome! I love it.

By: Kim

Kim — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:19:18 +0000

That mink stole is incredible (and agree with the above statement, the photo should probably be on billboards) but if I were to rob your apartment – or self – I would be all about that owl ring. Lucky lady, you.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 05:37:13 +0000

I will prefer to believe that these are in order of how much you love them, rather than when you received them.

Kidding!

That picture of you in your stole is too hot to be hidden behind a link. Flaunt that jazz on the main page, baby!

By: Noel

Noel — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:20:58 +0000

This made me laugh because I had a similar experience this Christmas. When mine and Ryan’s gift exchange was over, I looked at him with tears in my eyes (for real) and said, “The best part of all this is not the gifts but the fact that you actually DO listen when I babble incessantly!” True love.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:17:28 +0000

So .. “People that prove they really, really know you” = Tracey and Kamran

I’ll admit that I don’t really pay attention to you, but you really make for good white noise :D

By: Jamie

Jamie — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:53:31 +0000

The pic of you in the stole is adorable. I also like the shower curtain.

By: Serial

Serial — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:07:49 +0000

I have a fabulous genuine article ’80s mink coat I’m getting ready to sell on ebay. Big shoulders and all. Shall I email kamran pics first so he can have dibs on it as a valentine’s day gift?

It’s sofuckingyummy. Oh god dead things are luxurious.

But I just don’t have the balls to wear it.

By: Tessa

Tessa — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:45:56 +0000

Also, I really hope you’ve read Daphne du Maurier’s “The Birds” — the very, VERY loose inspiration for the Hitchcock movie.

By: Tessa

Tessa — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:41:42 +0000

TIPPI! BARBIE TIPPI!

By: Sandy

Sandy — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:30:17 +0000

I am loving that stole! And it doesn’t count as a PETA (who I fucking hate anyway) violation, since it’s vintage.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:20:33 +0000

And Kamran constantly complains that his gift-giving skillz aren’t up to par. Psh.

Thank you, lady. If I’m going to leave LJ, I can at least provide a proper feed.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:19:05 +0000

I was going to ask, “Has anyone else seen this movie?”, but then I figured that no one could resist the urge to talk about it even if I didn’t ask. The Renaissance fair is obviously the best place to share it with your friends, too. I hope you were at the same one my parents used to take me to as a kid, because it reminds me that one year, my dad walked through the front gate holding hands with one of his male friends as a joke, and it strikes me as odd now that he’d do that, knowing how homophobic he is. Anyway, I wish I’d considered the YouTube option, because I just assumed this thing was destined to exist in the corners of my mind with its creepy burned-out house and its peanut-butter-fueled pube-growing. Do you remember why you first saw it?

Also, how wonderful that you apparently delurked on Delurking Day!

By: Lori

Lori — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:33:26 +0000

I have the mink stole envy. Good work Kamran!

ps – go fix the code on the lj feed. Thank you.

By: Jennie

Jennie — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:29:10 +0000

It’s official — I am delurking because of The Peanut Butter Solution.

A couple of years ago, some friends and I were at the Renaissance Festival (this detail is unimportant and yet I shared it anyway…moving on) and I started telling them about this movie I loved when I was younger, about this kid who went bald and then mixed up this peanut butter stuff and it made his hair grow really fast and then some bad guy made paintbrushes out of his hair so he could jump into paintings. No one believed me that it was a real movie and so I had to look it up on Youtube to prove that DUH I’m always right about everything and they should bow down to me. Anyway, remember that part where his friend puts the peanut butter stuff on his junk and hair grows out of the bottom of his pants? I’m pretty sure I didn’t get that as a kid but I sure did on the rewatch.

Also, was this the longest comment ever? It might be.