Even in New York City, People are Nice to You When You Vomit

Filed under fun times on the subway, too much information

Two days ago, I was on the green line express to Grand Central on my way home from work, leaning against the doorway as I meticulously typed a blog post about my newfound (and belated) love for Band of Horses on my BlackBerry, when a woman a foot away from me screamed, “Oh, my god!” and pushed everyone around her back toward the opposite end of the car. I looked up from my writing to see that the man sitting on the seat closest to me was vomiting all over the train floor, quietly but forcefully.

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  1. I’m…yeah. I’m gonna wait until I’m finished eating this delicious piece of fudge to read about barf on the subway.

  2. Kirsten says:

    haha I immediately clicked on the link to read. Wow people are nice! I don’t know what I would have done.. it depends if I was feeling queasy as well from all the barf.. I tend to feel sick if I see someone else barfing.. especially if it is on me.

    • I get the feeling that I should have been a nurse or something, because other people’s bodily fluids are fairly captivating for me. Although maybe I’d feel differently if they were actually on me, yeah.

  3. Tessa says:

    Of all the days to be writing articles about vomit…

    [self-pity/self-pity/self-pity/hrgkkuurgghhhk/self-pity]

  4. Alfagirl says:

    My “favourite” part of the article was your mention of your new shoes. They sound so cute!

  5. spaghedeity says:

    i like your puke-related examiner articles the best. i suggest you poison your fellow passengers so you can write more entries about vomit.

    • I’ll begin planting rubber vomit on the seats with the hope that people with puke upon sight. I’m picturing a beautiful rainbow of vomit arching from one side of each car to the other.

  6. Smail says:

    I’m glad to know that I’m not the only person to have vomited next to you on a train.