Comments on: Santa Claws

By: Christina

Christina — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:19:20 +0000

So, I take it Aunt Dorothy hasn’t noticed the scared crying children on her lawn? Just tell them Santa’s a little loaded and his face will return to a normal color when he sobers up.

By: KirstenKirsten

KirstenKirsten — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:38:07 +0000

Why is santa so sunburned?? Definitely sketch.

By: Bachelor Girl

Bachelor Girl — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:23:51 +0000

Ah, duct tape. Every time you write about Ohio, I realize how much it has in common with Louisiana.

Well, you know. Except the subtropical temperatures.

By: curly wurly gurly

curly wurly gurly — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:48:06 +0000

oh my god! it’s SATAN-CLAUS!!!! love him! he looks so dashing and devilish!

By: Tracey

Tracey — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:01:09 +0000

His face may be red, but his beard has some mighty fine texture to it.

By: Serial

Serial — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:19:01 +0000

Actual conversation while my roommate/boyfriend and I were driving around with hot cocoa looking at Christmas lights (Imagine his voice in a deep south carolinian accent):

He: “Oh, look, it’s a santa cow.”
She: “What? That’s not a santa cow.”
He: “Drive back by, it is, too.”
She: “Ok. See, that’s not a santa cow.”
He: “Well where’s his fuckin’ beard?”

By: Noel

Noel — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:38:18 +0000

My parents have mugs with this same scary-faced Santa on it, except he is more Caucasian with very rosy cheeks, so if you’d like to drink from creepy Santa’s head I can mail you one :)