The Pool Party on the Williamsburg waterfront this summer with Dirty Projectors.
The view down a lonely Williamsburg street at the last rooftop party of the summer.
Emily brings her hypoallergenic Yorkiepoo to work, and I convince Jack to stick him in the fridge. Emily is not amused.
Steve receives an Amazon gift card from Michael Jackson with the following note: I’m really happy for you, Elvis, and I’mma let you finish, but Steve is one of the best kings of all time. Of all time.
An accidental snapshot confirms that I’m a robot with lifeless doll eyes.