Comments on: Based on the Photo, He’s Likely Also from Ohio

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:02:21 +0000

And this? Is why I don’t do internet dating anymore.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:59:56 +0000

Haha. I love that you say terrible things about him and then add that we’re still 84% compatible.

BITCH!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:52:35 +0000

I convinced myself I saw a hoop in the other ear, so I’m going to go with yes. Stud on one side, hoop on the other. The ladies love bling.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:51:38 +0000

I didn’t even notice the leather cord! That’s one of my absolute dealbreakers. Good eye for added creepiness, lady.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:47:46 +0000

I really wish you had visited his profile. I’m picturing something like this:

StalkerGuy69 is LESS political, MORE creepy, and MORE likely to be a sex criminal.

You and StalkerGuy69 are 84% compatible.

By: nat @book, line, and sinker

nat @book, line, and sinker — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:04:29 +0000

tell me: in his earlobe, do my eyes deceive me or is that a diamond stud glinting in the sun?

By: Noel

Noel — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:57:20 +0000

Not to mention the fact that his shirt appears to be unbuttoned just past the point of my comfort zone and he’s wearing some sort of super cool piece of jewelry on a leather cord…most likely a locket with your photo inside.