Filed under holidays don't suck for me, potty mouth

Am I right or am I right?


  1. Mike Lowrey says:

    Dunno, you would have to ask a perv.
    I’m freaky, not a perv…please don’t get the two confused.

    I’m sure one of the guys in the office would know for sure.

  2. Sandy says:

    I’m more concerned about the warts. Always be more concerned about the warts.

    • All STD jokes aside, where the hell do those things come from on pumpkins, and why the hell would anyone touch something that looks like that? If I saw a warty pumpkin growing in my garden, I’d rip everything out and assume Satan was in the soil.

      • Sandy says:

        It’s just not pretty. Which is fine, I suppose, when you’re buying a pumpkin for pie-related purposes, but 3 people in the world do that. GAH-ross.

  3. ewwwwwwwwwwwww. that is disgusting. i am revolted…but couldn’t resist commenting, of course.

  4. You’re so right. I’m glad I’m not the only thinker who thinks these thinks.

  5. Belle says:

    My boyfriend would looooove this.