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By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:56:16 +0000

I was so into Jesus for about 19 years to the point that I wrote Tracey daily e-mails describing why she should be into Jesus. Then I was not into Jesus but trying to be into Jesus because all of my friends were. Then I was not into Jesus at all, and everyone was sad except Tracey.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:52:48 +0000

I wish! I’m not silvergrrl69@hotmail.com or freakgirlkatie@hotmail.com or any of my early silverchair-related e-mail aliases, either. To think someone else out there may be enjoying those addresses since I let them go . . .

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:01:41 +0000

whaaaaaaaaaaat. i can’t ever imagine a time when you were into jesus™.

ohio done you good, girl.

By: Tessa

Tessa — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:28:08 +0000

Are you still StarPruner@hotmail.com ?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:00:40 +0000

I was 19! I was into Jesus and was waiting for marriage. I doubt I even knew what knockin’ boots was.

When I update the application the next time I’m looking for a boyfriend, I’ll slut it up for you.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:53:18 +0000

And the appendix of the book will be full of photos from the facewash-eating food challenge we do in the office when you get back next week.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:52:21 +0000

You mean the Wayback Machine? I was pleased to see they’ve been archiving me since June of ’08. I’m apparently, in their words, a “site of interest”.

Little do they know.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:49:29 +0000

And if he chooses Dave Matthews Band as the band to profess his love for, I’ll double-dump him.

By: Mike Lowrey

Mike Lowrey — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:18:44 +0000

I really tried to read the entire application since you know we were made for each other, but like half way through it I passed out due to mental fatigue.
I think the Health Care Bill has less pages in it.

By the way:
No where in that application is the question “Can you Knock Boots well?”

Usually when I fill these things out it the only question I’ve needed to answer. I have a special “Yes” stamp made just to answer it.

Geez. what kind of woman are you…

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:59:45 +0000

You should publish these as a book (or even a series of books) called “The Katie™ Rips on Mister Rogers and Applies for a Husband While Eating Facewash”

By: Bachelor Girl

Bachelor Girl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:00:48 +0000

Yeah. I’m so using that application from now on.

By: Belle

Belle — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:57:15 +0000

You should totally make any modern day potential suitors fill out this application. If he doesn’t like crunchy peanut butter, dump him.