Comments on: Terror on the Elevator http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/ An NYC Blog About a Girl Who's Entirely Unembarrassed to be Fascinated by the Boring Tue, 22 May 2012 18:48:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Julie http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84464 Julie Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:04:38 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84464 LOL! What fantastic luck you have! LOL! What fantastic luck you have!

]]> By: Tracey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84419 Tracey Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:38:01 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84419 No. I just wait quietly and passively and hope for the best. I'm not sure what one can really do in that situation. No. I just wait quietly and passively and hope for the best. I’m not sure what one can really do in that situation.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84409 plumpdumpling Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:58:42 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84409 With talents for uplifting like those, you should be a motivational speaker. With talents for uplifting like those, you should be a motivational speaker.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84408 plumpdumpling Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:57:55 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84408 It sometimes amazes me how differently men's and women's brains work. I thought about this for a second and realized I'd much, much rather look at good pictures of desserts than hot men. It sometimes amazes me how differently men’s and women’s brains work. I thought about this for a second and realized I’d much, much rather look at good pictures of desserts than hot men.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84407 plumpdumpling Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:56:50 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84407 I assume you mean to make sure the girl make it back to her apartment unscathed. You're such the gentleman. I assume you mean to make sure the girl make it back to her apartment unscathed. You’re such the gentleman.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84406 plumpdumpling Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:55:59 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84406 He was pretty obviously NOT with her. I'm hoping that he just forgot to push a button at all, and then when he realized he'd forgotten to, he saw that she'd already happened to push the one he needed. Who knows. Seriously, though, I wonder if men ever think about things like we do. He was pretty obviously NOT with her. I’m hoping that he just forgot to push a button at all, and then when he realized he’d forgotten to, he saw that she’d already happened to push the one he needed. Who knows.

Seriously, though, I wonder if men ever think about things like we do.

]]> By: Sandy http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84400 Sandy Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:41:38 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84400 I started to just leave it at "dead," then I decided to lighten it up. I never believed she snapped at the nads. I started to just leave it at “dead,” then I decided to lighten it up. I never believed she snapped at the nads.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84395 plumpdumpling Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:28:31 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84395 Compact ballsack is a nice name for a song. Compact ballsack is a nice name for a song.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84394 plumpdumpling Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:27:34 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84394 Wow, I find it so sexy that you do that. I've never even thought about it! What do you do if he says he's going to your floor, anyway? Straight up ask, "ARE YOU GOING TO RAPE ME OR WHAT?!"? Wow, I find it so sexy that you do that. I’ve never even thought about it!

What do you do if he says he’s going to your floor, anyway? Straight up ask, “ARE YOU GOING TO RAPE ME OR WHAT?!”?

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84393 plumpdumpling Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:26:11 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84393 I'm so glad not to own a car anymore just so I don't have to look underneath it every time I get in. Now that I only drive a few times a year, it makes me just that much more paranoid. The word <i>foyer</i> alone sounds ominous, so I don't blame you for that one, either. I’m so glad not to own a car anymore just so I don’t have to look underneath it every time I get in. Now that I only drive a few times a year, it makes me just that much more paranoid.

The word foyer alone sounds ominous, so I don’t blame you for that one, either.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84392 plumpdumpling Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:23:01 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84392 I don't think just any girl can pull that compact move, so my vote's with death. And now her decomposing body is being gnawed on by her yappy dog as we speak. Not to be morbid or anything. I don’t think just any girl can pull that compact move, so my vote’s with death. And now her decomposing body is being gnawed on by her yappy dog as we speak.

Not to be morbid or anything.

]]> By: Mike Lowrey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84385 Mike Lowrey Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:57:25 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84385 Please tell me you got a picture of this hot chick! I mean seriously; you take 8 million pics of a dessert you ate last week but no pics of this obviously smoking azz chick!! You disappoint me so much. And Thickcrust is right. 2 is cool, but 3 is a party! Please tell me you got a picture of this hot chick!

I mean seriously; you take 8 million pics of a dessert you ate last week but no pics of this obviously smoking azz chick!!

You disappoint me so much.

And Thickcrust is right. 2 is cool, but 3 is a party!

]]> By: thickcrust http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84383 thickcrust Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:52:31 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84383 You should have followed both of them out! You should have followed both of them out!

]]> By: Cristy http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84382 Cristy Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:32:53 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84382 Was he obviously <i>with</i> the other girl or did he really just follow her off? That is really creepy. I picture the moves I'm going to do when in a potentially dangerous situation, too. My keys always play a big part in this fantasy, and popping eyeballs. Fun stuff women think about all the time. What a shame we have to! Was he obviously with the other girl or did he really just follow her off? That is really creepy.

I picture the moves I’m going to do when in a potentially dangerous situation, too. My keys always play a big part in this fantasy, and popping eyeballs. Fun stuff women think about all the time. What a shame we have to!

]]> By: Bachelor Girl http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84381 Bachelor Girl Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:26:00 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84381 Me too. But I'm still gonna practice that compact-ballsack maneuver. Me too. But I’m still gonna practice that compact-ballsack maneuver.

]]> By: Tracey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84380 Tracey Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:43:03 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84380 The non-button pusher is one of those situations where I'm oddly confrontational. I <i>always</i> ask, "What floor do you need?" in a fake-nice, I'll-push-the-button-for-you kind of way, making the creepy guy admit up front if he's planning anything. The tension of not asking makes for a really great story, though. The non-button pusher is one of those situations where I’m oddly confrontational. I always ask, “What floor do you need?” in a fake-nice, I’ll-push-the-button-for-you kind of way, making the creepy guy admit up front if he’s planning anything. The tension of not asking makes for a really great story, though.

]]> By: nat @book, line, and sinker http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84377 nat @book, line, and sinker Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:46:32 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84377 mwa ha ha! you're terrible! i thought i was the only person who plotted her death through various means 8,032 times a day. life is DANGEROUS! i look for people under my car in the parking lot, in the closet in my foyer, behind my office door--you know, all those killer hiding spots. glad you lived to see another day. mwa ha ha! you’re terrible! i thought i was the only person who plotted her death through various means 8,032 times a day. life is DANGEROUS!

i look for people under my car in the parking lot, in the closet in my foyer, behind my office door–you know, all those killer hiding spots.

glad you lived to see another day.

]]> By: Sandy http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/10/13/terror-on-the-elevator/comment-page-1/#comment-84376 Sandy Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:35:48 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=649#comment-84376 AHAHAHAHAHAHA. She's dead now. OR, that guy's missing his balls, thanks to a compact. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. She’s dead now. OR, that guy’s missing his balls, thanks to a compact.

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