I’m leaving for Ohio tonight for an entire week of chain restaurant dining without guilt, Harmony Korine marathons (we’ve only ever seen Kids and Gummo OMG), and . . . okay, probably nothing else. But Ohio is still totally fun, I swear!
I mean, only in Ohio do high school notes between best friends such as this one happen:
Katie: Is he hot or what?
Tracey: His value went up even more when he said “llama”.
And only in Ohio do penny horses operate themselves at Meijer while Tracey and Katie creepily film them:
See you in a week! (And don’t write anything important in your blogs between now and then, thanks.)