As I’ve told you before, I’m a member of the OkCupid dating site so I can threaten Kamran with how many boys are e-mailing me despite my “in a relationship” status every time some hot law school co-ed starts talking mergers and acquisitions with him.
Today, they sent me this:
The entire area that I grew up in and love? WORST.
Where are all of the tractor-drivin’, homosexual-lovin’ Midwesterners?