There’s No One for Me in Arkansas

Filed under no i really do love ohio

As I’ve told you before, I’m a member of the OkCupid dating site so I can threaten Kamran with how many boys are e-mailing me despite my “in a relationship” status every time some hot law school co-ed starts talking mergers and acquisitions with him.

Today, they sent me this:

The entire area that I grew up in and love? WORST.

Where are all of the tractor-drivin’, homosexual-lovin’ Midwesterners?

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5 Comments

  1. Kelly says:

    YEAH!! LOUISIANA’S NOT EVEN IN THE TOP FIVE, BABY!! WOOOOO!!

    Ahem. Sorry. Didn’t mean to redneck out on you, there. My sincerest apologies.

  2. spaghedeity says:

    looks like your male matches are set to have a civil war.

  3. Tracey says:

    It’s such a good thing you moved! You never would have been able to find true love if you had stayed here.