Comments on: nobody likes me everybody hates me guess i’ll go eat worms

By: Tracey

Tracey — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:23:40 +0000

Seriously. We’ve become very dependent on our significant others for company. Remember how much more we used to hang out before they came along?

By: Tracey

Tracey — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:21:09 +0000

Also, he’s a SENIOR, which gives him extra hotness to a dating-inexperienced freshman. Having been there, I can totally identify with that.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:19:18 +0000

I can’t believe he doesn’t look around every twenty seconds or less to make sure you’re still there like I do when you take me to the airport.

Does that mean I love you more than he does? Or am I just needier?

By: Tracey

Tracey — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:18:02 +0000

Hilarious! I never would have noticed the “.”.

By: Erin

Erin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:46:13 +0000

DUDE. I feel your pain. Jenn left me on Friday and she won’t be back until this Saturday. I’m so bored and I’m eating meals that don’t make sense. When did I become dependent on another person to enjoy TV and eat from all the food groups?

By: Jack

Jack — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:00:25 +0000

You’re .. umm .. you’re Jack’s old co-worker and now hated enemy Eric’s old co-worker who Jack also hates Nik’s co-worker

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:41:01 +0000

When I was planning for Kamran’s absence, I begged Jack not to go see District 9 on Friday night so we could go see it Saturday when Kam would be gone. I started scheduling dinners with friends every night. I prepared myself to sleep at my apartment the whole week so Wen could keep me company.

But after finding out how much I enjoyed being at home alone this weekend, I suddenly want to cancel all of my activities and just lounge around Kamran’s apartment by myself in my cutest pajamas. I should’ve figured this wasn’t your mode of operation, though.

Day in the Life post it is.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:37:29 +0000

I think you ruined television for me. Last night, I was watching another episode of “Big Brother”, and I got up to put my leftover vanilla-Nesquik pudding in the refrigerator, and just as I was shutting the door, something one of the houseguests said made me laugh, and I looked around the empty apartment and felt embarrassed. That has never happened to me before, I swear.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:06:37 +0000

One of these days (oh, who am I kidding? THIS WEEK) I’ll publish a “Day in the Life” post, but basically, it goes something like this:

Overprogram yourself to the point of utter exhaustion so you never, ever get lonely or bored.

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:26:38 +0000

I’m convinced I will never be able to watch television by myself ever again. I tried to do it the other day and felt very awkward that when I laughed, no one was laughing with me.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:22:59 +0000

Okay, aside from his half-acne and mullet, Johnny is toooootally hot. Don’t you see the way he always tries to not smile while talking to Alli but inevitably does? Either he’s a great actor, or he loves her in real life.

But yeah, nothing’s more exciting to me than teenage sex, so keep it comin’, “Degrassi”.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:18:55 +0000

Man, I feel so bad about the Jason thing. I literally always call him Andrew in my mind, thinking that you just have two friends named Andrew. In fact, I may have actually called him Andrew while sitting next to him on Saturday night.

And now that I’m mad at Sonya for not showing up to Emily’s birthday party and never speaking to her again, I really need an Asian in my group, you know? So don’t tell him any of this happened.

So what am I to you, anyway?

By: Sandy

Sandy — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:26:13 +0000

I think my favorite thing about Degrassi is that everyone has sex with everyone, despite their actual high-school sexual viability. In real life, Alli would NEVER do it with Johnny because clearly she’s about 42 rungs up on him on the hotness meter. Are mullets still OK in Canada?

By: Jack

Jack — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:29:25 +0000

You should have named everyone in #5 via their association with me, so it should’ve been:

“Saw District 9 with Jack, Jack’s old co-worker and now hated enemy Eric, Jack’s old co-worker and now hated enemy Eric’s girlfriend Christine, Jack’s co-worker who he also hates Nik, Jack’s friend Chris, Jack’s friend Chris’s sister Vanessa, and Jack’s friend ~~Andrew~~ Jason“.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:57:21 +0000

This time, Kamran leaned down to tie his shoes when he got through security, and when he stood back up, he started walking away without looking at me, and I was like, “Nooooooooooo! My week is ruined! Our love is gone and can never come back!” But then he turned around and waved one last time.

If putting Nesquik in pudding is an everyday thing, I’d hate to see what we’d eat when pregnant.

By: Cristy

Cristy — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:41:33 +0000

I love the adding Nesquik to the vanilla pudding part. I would so do that. And, I can’t fly away from Tom and not air kiss about a dozen times til one of us gets brave and goes outside of viewing range in the airport. How funny!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:23:51 +0000

Please note that #8 is 8.) on purpose. If I didn’t put the period in, the Innanet changed it to a smiley face!

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