Comments on: As If eHarmony Hasn’t Been Made Fun of Enough http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/ An NYC Blog About a Girl Who's Entirely Unembarrassed to be Fascinated by the Boring Tue, 22 May 2012 18:48:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-73983 plumpdumpling Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:32:32 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-73983 You would be the worst eHarmony telesales lady in the world. You would be the worst eHarmony telesales lady in the world.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-72936 plumpdumpling Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:19:08 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-72936 Probably your face. Probably your face.

]]> By: curlywurlygurly http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-72180 curlywurlygurly Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:40:09 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-72180 mwa ha ha. dancing at 5am covered in plaster dust...so romantic. (barf) that girl annoyed me beyond words. i actually work with a woman who met a guy on eharmony and they are now happily married. he wasn't a serial killer, man-child, or anything like that. he's a teacher and my hubs actually went to school with him. :) there are 1 or 2 normal people on eharmony...you just have to wade through the million or so freaks first. mwa ha ha. dancing at 5am covered in plaster dust…so romantic. (barf) that girl annoyed me beyond words.

i actually work with a woman who met a guy on eharmony and they are now happily married. he wasn’t a serial killer, man-child, or anything like that. he’s a teacher and my hubs actually went to school with him. :)

there are 1 or 2 normal people on eharmony…you just have to wade through the million or so freaks first.

]]> By: Tracey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70830 Tracey Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:11:31 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70830 I forgot to ask: What would you and Kamran put on <i>your</i> painting o' love? I forgot to ask:

What would you and Kamran put on your painting o’ love?

]]> By: cow http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70739 cow Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:35:28 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70739 That's the thing, they don't tell you, they just leave you wondering. That’s the thing, they don’t tell you, they just leave you wondering.

]]> By: Tracey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70590 Tracey Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:59:10 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70590 Funny. Nathan is one of the pickiest people I know and he still managed to find someone to his liking on e-Harmony. Then again, I'm sure he didn't care much about the things we would care about -- like taste in music and movies and whatnot. He just liked that she was a doctor and a virgin. Funny. Nathan is one of the pickiest people I know and he still managed to find someone to his liking on e-Harmony. Then again, I’m sure he didn’t care much about the things we would care about — like taste in music and movies and whatnot. He just liked that she was a doctor and a virgin.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70566 plumpdumpling Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:27:54 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70566 I'd never heard the word "venial" before, so at least some good has come of this. Are you only compatible with those toothless rednecks because they're the only men in a 20-mile range from you? Maybe it's time to look into dating your brothers. I really think eHarmony is for people with no discernible personality whatsoever. The only couples I know who have met through the site are types who have no requirements for how their mates should act/look or what they should like to do/watch/listen to. So yeah, I don't think it's right for you. But seriously, you're done dating?! I’d never heard the word “venial” before, so at least some good has come of this.

Are you only compatible with those toothless rednecks because they’re the only men in a 20-mile range from you? Maybe it’s time to look into dating your brothers.

I really think eHarmony is for people with no discernible personality whatsoever. The only couples I know who have met through the site are types who have no requirements for how their mates should act/look or what they should like to do/watch/listen to. So yeah, I don’t think it’s right for you.

But seriously, you’re done dating?!

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70565 plumpdumpling Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:18:03 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70565 Here's another one for you: the second video is entitled "Tanyalee and Johsua". So now I hate whoever titled the video and misspelled the dude's name, too. Here’s another one for you: the second video is entitled “Tanyalee and Johsua”. So now I hate whoever titled the video and misspelled the dude’s name, too.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70564 plumpdumpling Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:15:53 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70564 Were you rejected for being atheist or asexual? Were you rejected for being atheist or asexual?

]]> By: Kelly http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70470 Kelly Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:14:38 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70470 I HATE eHarmony. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE. According to them, I'm compatible at the deepest levels only with toothless rednecks with seventh-grade educations. Match.com is no better. So I decided to try CatholicMatch.com, which might as well have been called CatholicMutants.com. The discussion boards were all about the evils of Sex and the City and whether or not tongue-kissing is a mortal or a venial sin. HATE. At this point, I am well and truly convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that my dating days are past. Not that I didn't enjoy them (I'm one of those freaks who actually LOVES dating), but I would have enjoyed them a lot MORE had I known how quickly they would be over. In other words, I would have acted a lot sluttier. I HATE eHarmony. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE. According to them, I’m compatible at the deepest levels only with toothless rednecks with seventh-grade educations.

Match.com is no better. So I decided to try CatholicMatch.com, which might as well have been called CatholicMutants.com. The discussion boards were all about the evils of Sex and the City and whether or not tongue-kissing is a mortal or a venial sin.

HATE.

At this point, I am well and truly convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that my dating days are past. Not that I didn’t enjoy them (I’m one of those freaks who actually LOVES dating), but I would have enjoyed them a lot MORE had I known how quickly they would be over.

In other words, I would have acted a lot sluttier.

]]> By: Bob Dole http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70341 Bob Dole Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:00:00 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70341 Haters Haters

]]> By: cow http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70331 cow Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:40:49 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70331 My personality profile was rejected by e-harmony, they forwarded it to the FBI, always read those terms and conditions. My personality profile was rejected by e-harmony, they forwarded it to the FBI, always read those terms and conditions.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70320 plumpdumpling Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:28:47 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70320 I think I'd like talking to them at a party, actually, but only to smugly slip mention of my vastly superior non-eHarmony relationship into every sentence. Not that I don't appreciate what the ads are trying to do. I don't know how every single person in the entire country (or at least the straight, Christian ones) hasn't been suckered into signing up after seeing some of these. I think I’d like talking to them at a party, actually, but only to smugly slip mention of my vastly superior non-eHarmony relationship into every sentence.

Not that I don’t appreciate what the ads are trying to do. I don’t know how every single person in the entire country (or at least the straight, Christian ones) hasn’t been suckered into signing up after seeing some of these.

]]> By: Mark http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/07/21/as-if-eharmony-hasnt-been-made-fun-of-enough/comment-page-1/#comment-70314 Mark Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:24:44 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=381#comment-70314 You're not alone in hating these people. I'd definitely would not enjoy talking to any of these people at a party. First guy's obviously a jerk. Second couple's obviously super-pretentious. You’re not alone in hating these people. I’d definitely would not enjoy talking to any of these people at a party. First guy’s obviously a jerk. Second couple’s obviously super-pretentious.

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