Poop of Love

Filed under creepy boyfriend obsession, no i really do love ohio

Kamran and I get a little too excited when we jinx:

And now I’m going to Ohio to see the 4th of July fireworks!, because inexplicably, New York fireworks suck. And these things matter.


  1. Kelly says:

    Why Love Makes Me Want to Barf
    By Kelly Phelan

    Reason #1: Phrases like “our brains are so up in each other’s nuts” suddenly cease to be disgusting and start to be cute.

  2. Tracey says:

    Do you really think NYC’s lack of devotion to fireworks in comparison to Ohio is that inexplicable? It’s us hicks who love blowing shit up.

  3. J says:

    Why I don’t need to go to the “mid-west”

    Reason #1: Hicks love blowing shit up.