Comments on: My Body Resembles a 1950s Hairstyle

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:21:50 +0000

I’m buying this immediately, wow. This lady can’t keep up her Chanel habit, and has no Dr. Boyfriend to do it for her, so…

And the Lush solid body perfumes I initially investigated proved to be to hippie. Like I was confusing people, apparently.

How the hell can it be dry-touch and oil, though?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:36:42 +0000

Yeah, I found it pretty disconcerting, too. Total oxymoron. Plus, the nozzle’s really difficult to press down, so it’s not actually continuous spray at all. Not to undermine its awesomeness!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:28:46 +0000

I feel like you’re my neighbor, but the idea that you have to drive MORE THAN A MILE to get to a CVS is sort of hilarious.

But yeah, bring that cocoa butter over to Kamran’s, and we’ll lube those legs up.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:15:55 +0000

God, Charles, you’re so metro. I guess someone as slick as you couldn’t not use it.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:14:07 +0000

All the boys love a girl with a well-oiled tongue.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:09:53 +0000

I’m never bored by smelly-nicey goings-on. I’m not girly enough to have a desire for $250 perfume, but $5 body spray reeeeeally interests me. Luckily, Kamran keeps me stocked in Chanel, likely for his own nose’s good.

You will not regret this purchase. I just hope you don’t own a white couch, ’cause I couldn’t sit down for ten minutes after using it.

By: Noel

Noel — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:20:15 +0000

I’m confused by the super-long name. Isn’t “Body Oil” followed by “Dry Touch” kind of an oxymoron? Or am I thinking about this too hard? Probably the latter…

By: curlywurlygurly

curlywurlygurly — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:36:28 +0000

i WANT that. now. you are forcing me to leave work, drive 1.3 miles to the cvs and purchase the product. my leg skin is flaking and peeling off (gross, no?) and i need to be cocoa buttered pronto.

By: Charles "IT Guy" Robinson

Charles "IT Guy" Robinson — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:23:19 +0000

As the Manly Man that I am; I’ve been using the Vaseline Cocoa Butter Vitalizing Gel Body Oil for about a year now.

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:09:11 +0000

I’m pretty sure it actually is just cotton candy in spray form. I think you should spray a bunch in your mouth and see how it tastes.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:48:09 +0000

Katie, it’s crazy all the s–t we have in common.

I, too, am wild for beauty products. As I’m sure you know (since I’ve gone on and on about it to the point of utter boredom on my own blog), I have an obsession with all things smelly-nicey. I must continually remind myself that I am NOT rich and therefore CANNOT AFFORD $250 perfume, and if I buy said perfume I will STARVE TO DEATH.

So to console myself, I’m running out right away to buy some of this cocoa-cotton-candy-spray stuff.