Comments on: Unjunked

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:54:37 +0000

This is what my friend said:

“It’s okay if you’re going to be online anyway (I’m stuck to the computer most of the day for my other job) but it probably doesn’t pay enough if your other option is actually going out and living life. You get $.10/text, which is fine for the questions that are easy, or that have suggested answers pop up from the kgb website (which takes 2 seconds.) But then you’ll get a question that takes five minutes to find the answer for, and then you’re like, ‘I just worked five minutes for ten cents. Stripping doesn’t sound sooo bad…’”

By: topsyturvytown

topsyturvytown — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:12:34 +0000

that does sound like the ideal job for me. how much does it pay?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:42:49 +0000

Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you I was going to suggest you become a KGB agent. One of my LJ Friends is one of them and gets to answer questions from home. Perfect for both your spamming capabilities and your hermitness.

By: Sandy

Sandy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:38:04 +0000

I recently unsubscribed from everything because, thanks to the tanking economy, my mass email volume quadrupled. Clearly sending me more email about your crap that I never ever buy will turn me into a cash-secreting zombie. Know who refuses to acknowledge my unsubscribe? Borders Reward Perks. They also refuse to be spammified. Bastids.

By: Emily

Emily — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:36:56 +0000

I never was much of an unsubscriber, either, until I got a Blackberry. Suddenly, all of those little mailing list emails that I mindlessly mass-deleted before without much thought or effort became THE MOST ANNOYING AND LABOR-INTENSIVE INVENTIONS IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE when they kept showing up in my BBerry inbox, causing it to beep and flash at me every few seconds. The unsubscribing spree that followed was so completely satisfying that I almost signed up for a whole new set of mailing lists just so I could unsubscribe from them again. *Almost.*

By: natalie

natalie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:35:32 +0000

ha! i recently did the same thing and still get pissy when tiffany and co. INSIST on sending me more junk email. i didn’t even BUY anything from them…i just had something cleaned! i think i’m going to make up a fake email (nat’s spambox@gmail.com perhaps?) for all the times i have to put an email address on something that is not important. then i won’t be bothered with it! ahahah

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:13:18 +0000

Since I’m in the midst of OCD Flareup ’09 (see: obsessive decluttering of Chez Bachelor Girl), I actually started to drool whilst reading this post.

Now you’re never going to let me come visit, are you?

By: Kylie

Kylie — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:07:30 +0000

CHAMPION! the duplicate posting was actually an accident, due to me messing up the rickroll html the first time. a happy accident, because it really does add to the overall spamminess. i wonder if the people who write spam emails are hiring! clearly it is my true calling.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:04:54 +0000

are you suggesting that i’m a woodwind player? how dare you!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:04:23 +0000

It looked so good that Tracey actually IMed me today to ask what was up with my spam filter allowing it to get through. After considering it, she thought it might be a joke, but the duplicate posting of it had her convinced it was spam. Awesome!

By: Kylie

Kylie — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:00:09 +0000

i was actually a little concerned that the comment wouldn’t get through because it looked so much like actual spam. i’m pretty proud of myself for it, to be honest.

clearly you need to turn off the url preview function. you’re ruining the joy of rickroll!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:42:14 +0000

Actually actually.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:41:56 +0000

Crap, I think that actually just made me feel guilty. I have to either stop thinking about it or actually go read your shares now.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:28:32 +0000

Jerkface.

You can always unselect me in your Google Reader if you no longer want to see my shares. So sorry I’m cluttering up your life.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:30:17 +0000

No, but I’ve propositioned Google to allow me a way of blocking you from sharing items.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:29:21 +0000

Your way of making love champion of yourself will be easy! She will love your big flute!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:26:35 +0000

I’m sorry, but that’s agreat song. I can’t believe that voice comes out of that little man. I’m sad I have that little link preview app, though; the tiny URL adds loads of mystery.

Anyway, best comment ever.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:20:35 +0000

I’m afraid that despite the huge amounts of cash you’d no doubt offer me, I couldn’t accept you as a client purely due to your inability to move your legs independently of each other.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:11:15 +0000

Does this mean you’re going to start unsubscribing to all of your Google Reader feeds, too?

By: Kylie

Kylie — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:55:18 +0000

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