Comments on: Minister for Hire

By: Charles "IT Guy"

Charles "IT Guy" — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:12:44 +0000

It would take a hell of a lot of tequila shots (no regular Cuervo I’m into 1800 now), I mean I’d have to be right on the verge of alcohol poisoning before letting Steven to do the honors at my wedding (no offense Steven).

I’d actually have to have an AR-15 (filled with a full clip of Armour piercing bullets) pointed in my back to actually get married…unless it was to some crazy hot freaky chick with a masters degree and makes more money than I do (I know…I’m aiming for the holy grail).

Seriously…I think about getting married a lot, but then to go to a club and I get together with some chicks, have a 3some and I kinda don’t want to anymore. What’s a guy to do?

By: Me

Me — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:13:07 +0000

I never said I liked Miami of Ohio. I’m pretty sure I didn’t.

By: natalie

natalie — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:12:21 +0000

we got married almost 9 years ago (and have been together for 17)…so nothing on the blog about it. i did blog our anniversary last year (9/22) with a picture…but i’m too lazy to link it. mwa ha ha.

By: Kinard

Kinard — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:52:39 +0000

They are some really good friends of mine. I was already thinking of getting my commission to marginally help in the job search, and they needed an officiant, so it worked out great.

Here, you basically pay $25, send in a form, sign your name at the courthouse once you’re approved, et voila. No classes. You do have to buy your paraphernalia, like the embosser, but I went for a stamp. Apparently they’re requiring that now in the age of “telefaxes.” Whatev. SC can be so backward, but so easy sometimes.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:48:48 +0000

I would have asked you, of course. You could have also been our usher, reader, and euphonium player.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:54:07 +0000

Because he’s from Ohio, of course. He went to Miami of Ohio for college, which I hope means something to you. He swears he liked it there, but I think he’s deluding himself.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:28:34 +0000

That reminds me of this commercial with the stunt groom. Jackpot!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:23:03 +0000

Totally! He’s from Ohio, you know, so he could’ve used it as an excuse to see his family. Which means you would’ve had to invite them to your wedding. But considering that you invited my entire family, that probably wouldn’t have been much of a stretch.

Who would you have asked?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:18:04 +0000

That’s so cool! Was it people you knew, or did they just pick you off a website of notary publics because they liked the sound of your name?

My boss once decided to try to send me to a notary public class, but it never got approved by the higher-ups. It was very sad for me, because I really wanted that embosser to carry around in a black velvet bag.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:14:41 +0000

Hey, speaking of which, is there a blog entry surrounding your wedding, or was that in the pre-Internet days?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:12:04 +0000

The greasiness only adds to the ceremony. It . . . soaks up all of the bitterness of your single friends?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:30:09 +0000

Though he needs a bit of a trim, he’s pretty cute, and I’m a firm believer in having as many hot guys as possible at my wedding(s) so that if the groom decides to pull a disappearing act, I’ll have other options.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:30:19 +0000

Awww, we would have used him if he had done this any quicker!

I was all about asking someone we knew to get certified to do this in order to marry us, but Dan thought it would be a weird thing to ask.

By: Kinard

Kinard — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:04:09 +0000

I performed my first wedding two weekends ago. It’s scary stuff, man.
PS – I’m just a notary public. Don’t know if they can do that in every state, but we sure can in SC.

By: natalie

natalie — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:24:21 +0000

i’m already married…but if i go back for seconds, i’ll give him a call!

By: Patio

Patio — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:31:29 +0000

He has nice hands and teeth. I’m pretty sure that’s all that matters.

By: Serial

Serial — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:06:47 +0000

Yeah, maybe. Only after he discovers shampoo.