Comments on: With Advanced Age Brings Advanced Baby-Lovin’

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:32:19 +0000

I swear she looked totally happy in all of the other pictures I took of her with Gavin! But, you know, happy-girl-holding-adorable-baby isn’t quite dramatic enough for me.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:28:10 +0000

Aren’t you in a loving, monogamous relationship?

If not, I’ll take pictures of everyone in my office, and you can have your pick.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:52:16 +0000

I’m glad to see you showing some love to my baby boy, though Joanie’s reaction is a completely different story.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:59:37 +0000

Sorry, I ain’t bein nobody’s fagrag.

Tim should look on the bright side, though: Now he and Kamran can bond over your whoring them out to me. Got any other cute 30somethings up your sleeve?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:00:33 +0000

No, Tim wants to B-O-N-E you back, but he’s decided he probably won’t show this to his wife.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:50:37 +0000

Oh, man. You have to tell me when the people you write an entry about are reading the entry. My face is all red and I feel like Tim hates me, now.

You set me up, woman.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:59:50 +0000

Tim came to my desk after reading this to make sure he was understanding you correctly. As he’s only about ten years older than you are, the cross-generational thing had him a little spooked about what sorts of pervy people I know.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:57:50 +0000

I one-up you by never actually touching the babies in the first place. I merely admire from afar.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:27:16 +0000

Yeah, funny how I love feminism when it directly affects me, huh? I’m fully behind any rioting you want to do concerning marriage, birthing, and “reclaiming” housewifehood.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:16:19 +0000

Don’t say bone in front of the children! Spell it out so they can’t understand.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:15:48 +0000

I believe our friend Emily has already claimed Tim for purposes of producing children with curly hair like his if his wife is ever out of the picture. But I’ll look into getting you on the waiting list for making out.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:14:20 +0000

Owen truly is an aberration in the worst way, because when someone tried to hold him a few minutes later and he cried for his dad, even his crying was multi-pocketed, squeezable-bellied, and adorable.

I really think that baby-renting is the only way to solve this dilemma of kids being cute sometimes and hellbrats others. How much would you pay per hour to make other moms jealous by taking Owen to the park?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:09:12 +0000

Next time, I’m going to pose him with kitties and bunnies.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:08:48 +0000

Seriously! Baby girls are always well-dressed, but a dapper young gentleman like Owen is a treat.

No pacifiers for little Kat?

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:53:19 +0000

Well, the baby isn’t doing anything for me, but the Dad is totally cute.

LOL TALKING ABOUT GAY CROSS-GENERATIONAL ATTRACTIONS IN AN ENTRY ABOUT BABIES LOL.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:51:23 +0000

I guess that makes me third in line to bone.

By: cinnamic

cinnamic — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:19:26 +0000

Babies are cute as long as you can hand them right back to the parent.

By: caropal

caropal — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:08:36 +0000

“(And your cute dad. WHAT. I’m just being honest here.)”

I was totally going to say something along those lines, too! So, you’re not alone in wanting to make out with him a little. And by a little, I mean a lot.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:43:02 +0000

Listen to you and your totally feminist analysis of societal expectations that women be maternal!

Mama is so proud!

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:31:05 +0000

It is important to remember that babies like Owen are an aberration; they’re designed to offset the negative feelings all the screaming, whining, snot-nosed hellbrats in the grocery store produce. Negative feelings that, if I’m being entirely truthful, manifest themselves in an urge to dwarf-toss the afore-mentioned hellbrats into the parking lot.

I have to admit, though, that Baby Owen makes me question my decisions. DAMN YOU, BABY OWEN AND YOUR PAINFULLY CUTE WARDROBE!

(And your cute dad. WHAT. I’m just being honest here.)