Comments on: Haute Butt

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:06:55 +0000

No, it’s more like they defriend me. I guess my boobs are either so terrifyingly ugly that they can’t look at me anymore without hurling all over their shoes, or they feel threatened by my boobs’ gigantitude and find their own boob insecurity to be an insurmountable obstacle to our friendship.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:41:43 +0000

Come on! Underwear-sharing should be totally sexy!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:52:36 +0000

I actually thought about using the word “commando” to describe your hippie bralessness yesterday but also wondered if there was something better. Brain twins!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:51:18 +0000

So if I’m reading this correctly, once someone knows too much about your boobs, you defriend them? OR KILL THEM?

By: Charles "IT Guy"

Charles "IT Guy" — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:54:53 +0000

Wow. My crush is over.
I totally don’t want to date you, and your old beat up underwear sharing friends anymore.

Now I feel all evil for getting a Frederick’s of Hollywood account to let women order sexy underwear sets to wear for me when I come into town to see them.

(Just to show that I’m not totally a pig)
Now I’ll have to ask them would you rather wear comfortable big undies instead of that v-string?

But knowing the women I prefer, I’m sure their idea of big underwear is a thong.

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:06:18 +0000

P.P.S. What’s the word for going braless? If it’s “commando” when you’re without underwear, does that mean it’s “bramando” when you’re without a bra?

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:05:27 +0000

This is true. You are one of the only women in the universe who knows ALL ABOUT my boobs.

Well, that’s not true. But you’re one of the only women whom I still know who knows ALL ABOUT my boobs.

P.S. Braless. Right now.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:17:50 +0000

But it was a giftcard! A GIFTCARD! They’re meant to be wasted!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:11:49 +0000

Yeah, sorry, but you totally messed up and gave me this really great pair of very normal pink ones that are really stretchy, like Lycra maybe. I have a couple pairs of very similar ones, so I’ve worn yours a couple of times before realizing they’re not mine. I’ll mail them to you after we do laundry this weekend, though, now that I have them identified. ‘Cause trust me, you want them back.

By: natalie

natalie — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:36:53 +0000

dear god woman! where is your fiscal responsibility?!! we’re in a depression and you’re burning up food dollars on some gotchies!!! oh, the humanity…

i hope they taste good when you broil them after running out of food. haaha

By: Tracey

Tracey — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:32:15 +0000

When DID I give you a non-granny pair? Until I read this comment, I totally assumed you were wearing those gigantic briefs I gave you. (I have a few more pairs of them hanging around if you ever want some, by the way.)

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:56:50 +0000

I sort of want to buy you a bra out of pity, but I also really like the idea of you as an unshaven, boob-swingin’ hippie. Especially ’cause I know ALL ABOUT your boobs.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:22:42 +0000

Yeah, one of my two bras was a really expensive fancy one that was on clearance, but the other one is practically falling apart. If I don’t get a new bra soon, I’m going to join the ranks of Austin hippies who don’t wear bras or shave their armpits.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:18:32 +0000

I’m the same way with bras! When I decide I absolutely must have new ones, I wait until the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale, snatch up everything in sight, and pray that they last the rest of my life. The funny thing is that I have drawers and drawers of cheap bras I hate wearings, so I should obviously just stop spending money on those and drop the $50 on a VS bra that I know I’ll wear a million times. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:02:12 +0000

I TOTALLY DO THIS. I just dropped $40 buying lunch for my brother, sister in law, and myself yesterday, but I have been putting off buying another bra for months now, even though I only have two left, because I hate the idea of spending $30 on a piece of underwear. Why are we like this, Katie Ett?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:18:14 +0000

Sometimes I have accidents while I’m in Ohio, and Tracey lends me her underwear, because that’s what best friends do.

Usually she lends me giant granny ones that she bought on accident or somesuch, but she made a big mistake this time.

By: caropal

caropal — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:32:01 +0000

Um. You wear your friends’ underwear? Is this something a lot of people do, or is that as weird as I think it is?