Massive Glasses on a Tiny Face

Filed under creepy boyfriend obsession, narcissism

I was watching Dr. Boyfriend try on pants in the Banana Republic dressing room last week

and in my boredom, decided to try on his glasses:

So what do you think? When I get my new pair of glasses (say, this weekend), should I get the exact same pair?



  1. spaghedeity says:

    It’s post-operative Kamran!

    • Please. You know Kamran would be ten times the woman I am.

      I would make a joke here about how his rack is bigger than mine since he hasn’t been to the gym in a month, but I know he’ll read this.

  2. spaghedeity says:

    No, but seriously, that shit looks hot.

    And as if anyone has enough money to shop at BR. Snob.

  3. natalie says:

    i prefer your plaid jacket/shirt. cat’s eyes glasses may suit you better. maybe with little diamonds on the corners…

    • It’s a cape, and it’s my favourite thing in life! You’re lucky you weren’t around for my old LiveJournal, where I posted eight pictures of me in it every single day.

      Cat eyes are my second choice, but my friend Sonya recently bought some, and while it may be sickening/cute to look exactly like my boyfriend, I’m not sure it’s as charming to copy off a random friend.