Nerds in Love

Filed under creepy boyfriend obsession, narcissism

Kamran: I got salad, but I got too much.
1.5 lbs worth.
Defeats the healthy point a little.
me: Dang!
Kamran: I know, right?
me: Well, you’re a growing boy.
Kamran: Yea. I’m growing a strong gravitational field with all the mass I’m accumulating.
me: You keep pulling me into you.
Kamran: I got you in my orbit.
me: Along with a bunch of dust and metal.
Kamran: You’re my favorite orbital debris.


  1. Tracey says:

    Best post ever! Best post ever!

    This is why we’re best friends!

    • Actually, I blame this all on you. I think Kamran and I hid in shame, fearful to display our nerdiness until you got engaged using a DS and then forced me to buy one for myself at gunpoint. It was all downhill from there.

  2. spaghedeity says:

    Ack, cute!

  3. Anonymous says:

    I want to put little foods on the shiny tongues.

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