Comments on: I Still Feel Superior to You Despite the Fact That Apple Has Released Sixty New Computers Since I Bought Mine http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/ An NYC Blog About a Girl Who's Entirely Unembarrassed to be Fascinated by the Boring Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:43:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: spaghedeity http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-27485 spaghedeity Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:53:58 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-27485 Ew, muscles. Ew, muscles.

]]> By: Charles "IT Guy" http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26565 Charles "IT Guy" Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:39:48 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26565 Why didn't you take it to that Spanish IT guy you work with????? (I already know the answer but it would make me happy to hear you say the words) Why didn’t you take it to that Spanish IT guy you work with????? (I already know the answer but it would make me happy to hear you say the words)

]]> By: Charles "IT Guy" http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26564 Charles "IT Guy" Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:35:33 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26564 O.M.F.G. Dude, I am soooo sorry for you and those wet noodles you call legs. I'm gonna get some folks together and we're going to send you an emergency care package filled with muscle milk, steroids and Crunch Membership. O.M.F.G. Dude, I am soooo sorry for you and those wet noodles you call legs.

I’m gonna get some folks together and we’re going to send you an emergency care package filled with muscle milk, steroids and Crunch Membership.

]]> By: Charles "IT Guy" http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26563 Charles "IT Guy" Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:18:19 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26563 Ahhh. Knockin' da boots. I haven't used that term since 1994 maybe, that's a golden oldie. Here's other classics: Makin'em Tim's tap (Tim's are Timberlands a.k.a knockin boots) Hittin' Skins Doin' the Nasty Boning Bumpin' Uglies The longest term for it award has got to go to L.L. Cool J with "Pink Cookies In A Plastic Pag Getting Crushed By Buildings" who knows W.T.F. he was thinking with that one. I'll save Donkey Punch and Dirty Sanchez for another sex ed class young lady!! Damn that's not good. I could care less how busy I am, sometimes I don't even care if I even like the woman (as long as she's hot) I'll Blaze that ass! Ohh Ohh ...that's another classic. Kamran watch out, you don't want Plump Miss calling the "Maintenance Man" (a.k.a. Mike Lowrey) Ahhh. Knockin’ da boots. I haven’t used that term since 1994 maybe, that’s a golden oldie.

Here’s other classics:

Makin’em Tim’s tap (Tim’s are Timberlands a.k.a knockin boots)

Hittin’ Skins
Doin’ the Nasty
Boning
Bumpin’ Uglies

The longest term for it award has got to go to L.L. Cool J with “Pink Cookies In A Plastic Pag Getting Crushed By Buildings” who knows W.T.F. he was thinking with that one.

I’ll save Donkey Punch and Dirty Sanchez for another sex ed class young lady!!

Damn that’s not good. I could care less how busy I am, sometimes I don’t even care if I even like the woman (as long as she’s hot) I’ll Blaze that ass!
Ohh Ohh …that’s another classic.

Kamran watch out, you don’t want Plump Miss calling the “Maintenance Man” (a.k.a. Mike Lowrey)

]]> By: Charles "IT Guy" http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26546 Charles "IT Guy" Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:49:40 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26546 Sounds overtly painful to me. I've broken a foot off in someone's ass before but never tried to break my pin in anyone's charger. I love my pin way too much for that. Sounds overtly painful to me.

I’ve broken a foot off in someone’s ass before but never tried to break my pin in anyone’s charger.
I love my pin way too much for that.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26533 plumpdumpling Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:36:03 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26533 Only Jack could bring my Mac to its knees. Only Jack could bring my Mac to its knees.

]]> By: smur http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26444 smur Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:57:59 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26444 It's creepy to me when I go to an apartment and there are three people in the living room with macs on their knees. Mhmm. On their knees. It’s creepy to me when I go to an apartment and there are three people in the living room with macs on their knees.

Mhmm. On their knees.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26249 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:16:14 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26249 Yes, but I'll bet those guys would have no problem fixing your Mac if it broke. And that's all you can ask for in a man. Honestly, when's the move up north? Yes, but I’ll bet those guys would have no problem fixing your Mac if it broke. And that’s all you can ask for in a man.

Honestly, when’s the move up north?

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26247 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:15:08 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26247 Why does the pin breaking off the charger inside your computer sound so overtly sexual to me? Why does the pin breaking off the charger inside your computer sound so overtly sexual to me?

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26241 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:13:20 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26241 I've gotten to the point that it pisses me off when things are obviously copying Apple. When Vista was released and they'd totally stolen the spinning beachball, I felt so used. The dark side indeed. I appreciate that PC people treat Macs with awe and disdain. Everyone loves to make fun of you for having one, but no one especially loves their PC like Mac people love their Macs, right? I remember going to the OSU library and staring longingly at the Macs; I sat down at one once and couldn't even figure how to open up a browser, so I had to buy one to be able to figure it out in the privacy of my own home. I’ve gotten to the point that it pisses me off when things are obviously copying Apple. When Vista was released and they’d totally stolen the spinning beachball, I felt so used. The dark side indeed.

I appreciate that PC people treat Macs with awe and disdain. Everyone loves to make fun of you for having one, but no one especially loves their PC like Mac people love their Macs, right? I remember going to the OSU library and staring longingly at the Macs; I sat down at one once and couldn’t even figure how to open up a browser, so I had to buy one to be able to figure it out in the privacy of my own home.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26228 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:23:03 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26228 Wooooooooooooow, Jack, this is the greatest comment ever. It deserves a reply of a caliber I'm afraid I just can't provide. My commenting skills are seriously inferior to yours, much like my ability to use Spanish punctuation in everyday situations. Wooooooooooooow, Jack, this is the greatest comment ever. It deserves a reply of a caliber I’m afraid I just can’t provide. My commenting skills are seriously inferior to yours, much like my ability to use Spanish punctuation in everyday situations.

]]> By: Tina http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26193 Tina Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:41:07 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26193 Ughhh I don't know! You know the little pin in the center of the charger? I've had that break off inside my computer twice... I've also had the wire just snap in two a couple times. I don't feel like I'm especially rough with them, but I guess so? Ughhh I don’t know! You know the little pin in the center of the charger? I’ve had that break off inside my computer twice… I’ve also had the wire just snap in two a couple times. I don’t feel like I’m especially rough with them, but I guess so?

]]> By: Kelly http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26190 Kelly Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:12:09 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26190 I dare to dream! No, the vast majority of them have been skinny little Poindexters who write code and program things and invent stuff for a living. My friends used to joke that if they air-dropped me in the middle of Cambridge, Massachusetts, I'd have a husband in 15 minutes flat. I dare to dream! No, the vast majority of them have been skinny little Poindexters who write code and program things and invent stuff for a living. My friends used to joke that if they air-dropped me in the middle of Cambridge, Massachusetts, I’d have a husband in 15 minutes flat.

]]> By: W0nder M0nkey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26189 W0nder M0nkey Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:08:59 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26189 I became a Mac owner when the Macbook pro was first released. However, even after being told all the awesome "capabilities" my future mac would have by the numerous (and I mean 25 - 100) people I talked to about this momentous purchase. I was won over my its shiny sleek exterior and it minimal weight. If I was going to be carrying it with me everywhere 3lbs sounded like a much better weight than 7 - 15lbs). However, I have been pulled to dark side and now own the macbook pro, an ipod, the iphone and work on a mac at the office. I claim I kept the mac at work because of being able to work with our graphics and marketing departments, but really its because people are afraid to touch my computer when I'm not here. I became a Mac owner when the Macbook pro was first released. However, even after being told all the awesome “capabilities” my future mac would have by the numerous (and I mean 25 – 100) people I talked to about this momentous purchase.

I was won over my its shiny sleek exterior and it minimal weight. If I was going to be carrying it with me everywhere 3lbs sounded like a much better weight than 7 – 15lbs).

However, I have been pulled to dark side and now own the macbook pro, an ipod, the iphone and work on a mac at the office. I claim I kept the mac at work because of being able to work with our graphics and marketing departments, but really its because people are afraid to touch my computer when I’m not here.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26178 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:28:11 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26178 It looks like you're trying really hard to squeeze out a poop that's been stuck up there for days. I think you'd make an amazing contestant on a reality TV show, 'cause you show it all. It looks like you’re trying really hard to squeeze out a poop that’s been stuck up there for days.

I think you’d make an amazing contestant on a reality TV show, ’cause you show it all.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26177 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:25:56 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26177 Kamran informed me later that the phrase is "knockin' boots". Right before he worked on law school papers all night and forced me to entertain myself. And I don't mean that in an ifyouknowwhatImean sort of way. Kamran informed me later that the phrase is “knockin’ boots”. Right before he worked on law school papers all night and forced me to entertain myself. And I don’t mean that in an ifyouknowwhatImean sort of way.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26175 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:23:31 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26175 Really? I mean, I know you've dated men with non-beefy careers, but I somehow always imagined you with real meatheads. But, like, intellectual meatheads. Who knew which wine to pair with the roast goose he made you for dinner. Really? I mean, I know you’ve dated men with non-beefy careers, but I somehow always imagined you with real meatheads. But, like, intellectual meatheads. Who knew which wine to pair with the roast goose he made you for dinner.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26169 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:12:43 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26169 Apparently these things were all scheduled to die at the same time. Perhaps Apple foresaw the economic downturn and knew they'd need to make some money around this time, so they programmed our poor iBooks to bite the dust when we needed them most for job-hunting on craigslist and entertainment while selling our plasma. If you want Jack to take a look at your Mac, he can be bought off easily with Cheerios and/or the candy cane Hershey's kisses leftover from Christmas. Apparently these things were all scheduled to die at the same time. Perhaps Apple foresaw the economic downturn and knew they’d need to make some money around this time, so they programmed our poor iBooks to bite the dust when we needed them most for job-hunting on craigslist and entertainment while selling our plasma.

If you want Jack to take a look at your Mac, he can be bought off easily with Cheerios and/or the candy cane Hershey’s kisses leftover from Christmas.

]]> By: Jack http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26161 Jack Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:38:46 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26161 What you didn't know is that after all that technical mumbo jumbo you researched, all I had to do is tell your Mac how much better my 3 year old Dell laptop is since it still runs fine, and poof it turned on. All Macs have huge ego issues, you just need to know how to use that to your advantage. What you didn’t know is that after all that technical mumbo jumbo you researched, all I had to do is tell your Mac how much better my 3 year old Dell laptop is since it still runs fine, and poof it turned on. All Macs have huge ego issues, you just need to know how to use that to your advantage.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2009/02/11/i-still-feel-superior-to-you-despite-the-fact-that-apple-has-released-sixty-new-computers-since-i-bought-mine/comment-page-1/#comment-26160 plumpdumpling Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:37:13 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=159#comment-26160 Faulty French wiring be damned, but I'm so jealous that you have such an intimate relationship with the inside of your laptop! I had no problem tearing apart my PC and installing all sorts of junk in it, but I'm way too scared of my iBook. It helps that PC innards cost a fraction of Mac innards; I used to buy extra hard drives for cents. What the hell are you doing to your chargers, though? I've had the same one the entire time. Faulty French wiring be damned, but I’m so jealous that you have such an intimate relationship with the inside of your laptop! I had no problem tearing apart my PC and installing all sorts of junk in it, but I’m way too scared of my iBook. It helps that PC innards cost a fraction of Mac innards; I used to buy extra hard drives for cents.

What the hell are you doing to your chargers, though? I’ve had the same one the entire time.

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