Comments on: Don’t Do Something We’ll Both Regret

By: Unapologetically Mundane » With Advanced Age Brings Advanced Baby-Lovin’

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:50:37 +0000

[...] pouch, that totally squeezable belly hanging out of them? It almost makes me want to take this [...]

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:51:48 +0000

Funny how the word “baby-barf” actually sounds kinda cute. You could package and sell that stuff.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:45:24 +0000

1) Really times a billion? Or just times a billion when you’re drunk? ‘Cause I think all of my cousins look more like me than Joanie does, but people always pick us out as sisters. Your family all look totally different?

2) You know I still think of that periwinkle dress. And you walking alongside the road in it. My sister’s dress would totally suit you better, too, because it’s strapless and has a strip of rhinestones on it. I am not the rhinestone type. But I can see you in it.

3) I’m sure he remembers your rack quite well, but I’m sure he’d appreciate a photo, anyway. I know I sure would. And yes, we’re still on for Serendipity, but honestly, I don’t believe that you can keep up with Kamran and me when it comes to packing in the ice cream.

4) Surely not.

5) Suck it.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:41:32 +0000

Well, his head DOES weigh 22 pounds, and I’m sure it takes all of his concentration and willpower just to keep his neck holding it up. Poor little guy.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:38:42 +0000

If it’s in Charleston, I refuse to feel sorry for you. (Although, seriously, even Charleston sucks in the middle of winter.)

Otherwise, we’ll meet up after the events and have a good cry together.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:29:00 +0000

That’s probably really important for the baby’s growth in society, right? When my friend Emily recently got twin baby Yorkiepoos, all these books told her to expose the puppies to as many different kinds of people as possible early on. I was really disappointed that about all the uniqueness I could provide was curly hair, but not you, mama.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:29:11 +0000

Neither Joanie nor the baby looks particularly pleased with the direction things are going…

Yep. I’m kind of thinking that about 0.6 seconds after this picture was taken, SOMEbody had a lap full of baby-barf.

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:57:49 +0000

1) That is one of the most amazing/hilarious photos I have ever seen. Also, you and your sister actually look related times a BILLION (when we’re BFF and you meet my fam you’ll know why this blows my mind).

2) DARK RED?! Jealous jealous jealous. I mean, I haven’t been IN a wedding (save for reading on a church alter and almost being struck down by god himself for daring) since the Periwinkle College Friend Wedding of ’07, but, STILL. IT WAS PERIWINKLE. SUMMER NOTWITHSTANDING. I WANT DARK RED.

3) Um, we’re still wearing our periwinkle BM dresses when your BF takes us both on a date to Serendipity, right? I’m thinking February. Also I can forward him a photo of my great rack/hair/lips/etc if he has forgotten.

4) I’m drunk.

5) Have fun in those states far from oceans.

By: Sonya

Sonya — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:20:43 +0000

I think the baby actually looks more uncomfortable than your sister hahaha

By: Kinard

Kinard — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:43:56 +0000

My baby sister is getting married in 6 weeks. In South Carolina. I feel a strong correlation…

By: Laurasaurus

Laurasaurus — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:17:55 +0000

Babies always creepily stare at me, like they’ve never seen an Asian before.